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Jerri

Pee on Me

About Me

Hello, I'm Jerri Blank and I'm a 46-year-old high school freshman. For 32 years I was a teenage runaway. I was a boozer, a user, and a loser. My friends were dealers, cons, and 18 karat pimps. But now I'm out of jail, picking up my life exactly where I left off. I'm back in high school, living at home, and discovering all sorts of things about my body. I'm finding out that though the faces have changed, the hassles are just the same.

My Interests

I've changed. People change. Changes… I'm not the same Jerri Blank who informed on those blind orphans. I'm not the same Jerri Blank who revealed the hiding place of those Guatemalans… such as yourself. And I'm not the same Jerri Blank who took a crap in the Fleishmann's holly bushes… last night.

I'd like to meet:

I like the pole AND the hole, and right now I'm as moist as a snackcake down there.

Music:

Buddah Stalin is chronic

Movies:

Fandango....hobocamp..ho...hobocamp!

Television:

Any show with a monkey wearing a sheriff's costume, and killing a duck.

Books:

I'm illiterate

Heroes:

Maybe it's time to stop not doing what you pretended you can do and can't, and start doing the thing that you can't do, but can no longer pretend that you can't.

My Blog

Good Times

Some words during this sad, sad time: Maybe it's time to stop not doing what you pretended you can do and can't, and start doing the thing that you can't do, but can no longer pretend that you can....
Posted by Jerri on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 09:43:00 PST

I've got something to say..

History has taught us many things. For example: I can't smoke one stick of pot, or take one needle of coke. One night, (I'll make this quick) one night I was thrown by a horse and I had to have a l...
Posted by Jerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Packing a Musket

by Jerri Blank When you work from your home and johns call on the phone you're a call girl. When you walk til you limp and give a cut to a pimp you're a street whore. When they're beggin' you...
Posted by Jerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST