Dear Lord,
Thank you for giving this game your undivided attention. We'll try to be brief so you can return your energies to the movement of the stars and the condemnation of the jews. Please hand us an easy victory. I'm not saying that if we lose we'll turn away, but do you really want to take that risk? And finally, just as you cured the blind, thank you for curing this team of the blind. Oh yeah, and forgive me for that thing I did with the thing. Amen
My Interests
Principaling, betting on high school football, calling the football team a bunch of sissies and roller skating
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who can satisfy my insatiable urge for middle-aged white women.
