Thinking about wanting to paint, winter picnics, meeting in the park at 3am, my ThermaFlare 5000, jogging, hunting, and bowling with Chuck Noblet, modeling school uniforms on the runway, dancing in Flairs, phallic sculptures, pretending to be a cow so Louis Pastuer can inoculate me, pacifism, coaching cheerleading, my Biannual Thanksgiving Turkey Pageant, role playing in the Boiler Room with Chuck, checking out graftitti in the boys bathroom with Chuck, rendezvousing with Chuck at the Horizon Motel room 109, fun buckets of assorted popcorn
I'd like to meet:
Someone tall dark and handsome, preferrably in cowboy boots.
Music:
Buddah Stalin, Clay Aiken, Elton John, Judy Garland, George Michael
Movies:
Hurtin for a Squirtin, Brokeback Mountain
Television:
Will and Grace, Ellen, The View, That's So Raven
Books:
Painting For Dummies
Heroes:
Picasso, Principal Blackman, Monica Lewinsky, George Michael, Governor James McGreevey, Lance Bass, Neil Patrick Harris, that kid from Who's The Boss
