About Me
World traveller, now living in NYC. I'm American, but lived more than half my life outside of the U.S., in places like Nicaragua, Cyprus, Saudi Arabia and Holland. Part computer geek, part cynic, part porn star wannabe, I like to think I have a little something to offer everyone. Woody Allen, Margaret Thatcher, Osama Bin Laden... call me... ;)
I'm a video and music producer, writer, graphic designer, photographer, DJ and highly successful couch potato.
This is a modest selection from my website, trashfan.com !!!!
My Blog
New Retarded Video
Dis a new vid homies. You betta comment it!
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 22:17:00 GMT
Barney The Dinosaur says "Das why I fucked your BITCH"
So I haven't posted a blog entry for a while and a lot of the videos I posted got shut down so this should keep you freaks happy, for a time.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:52:00 GMT
My NEW Music Video!!!
Music: "I Could Be Happy" (1981) by Altered Images. The rest was done entirely by myself!
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:02:00 GMT
Ah'm TELLIN u. Ready to git BUCKWILD, yo!
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:11:00 GMT
Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show (Episode 1)
Actually, all the Japanese TV shows are just like this. This isn't really that far from the norm, really.Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show (Episode 1)
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Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:11:00 GMT
Bjork With A Wang
Of course I love Bjork, and I love how the music is all disjointed and almost anti-rhythmic, but it's still got an awesome groove. Somebody just pieced it together, so it's not an original Bjork prod...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:52:00 GMT
New Art Pics Up
Yo homies- please take a look at my new art pics and comment. Simple.There's also my new family pics. :P
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:36:00 GMT
Catfight Video
I made this myself when I lived in Amsterdam. The first cat is Dolph, and the smaller one is Erik.A Tale Of Two Cats
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Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 19:38:00 GMT
Karaoke??? NO! KaraSCHMOKEY!!! (It's a fake Jewish thing.)
I have no idea what that means. I let myself knockin' knockin'. I love it when a girl is play jockin' jockin'. The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C. Hello neighbor. Glad you could be with us today. You shou...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:07:00 GMT
It's like I ALWAYS say, better to be assumed Lebanese than a Lesbian.
I am one of those people who....... eats cereal in the morning. What- ok, so my creativity seems to be a little lacking today- give me a break.If you are reading this, you are probably one of those r...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:20:00 GMT
