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Bootsy Spankins, P.I.

The self-proclaimed Dog Catcher of Pop

About Me



Only $10.00 through PayPal



If you are unable to pay by credit card or PayPal, then contact me , and I will gladly give you an address to send a check/money order to. Thanks!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/4/2004
Band Website: geocities.com/bootsyspankinspi
Band Members: Bootsy Spankins, P.I. can be seen buying milk in the grocery store under the elusive moniker:
"Brendan Castner, DFA"

Influences: Soft Rock radio personalities, late-70’s suburbia, ABC afterschool specials, hot air balloon video footage, Sid & Marty Krofft, sympathetic fat kids with emotional problems, optimistic smooth jazz public television showcases, TV21, socially-retarded high school science teachers, Tug McGraw’s rendition of Casey at the Bat, singing children, Asbury Park, Soledad O’Brien sexual fantasies, terrible sequels to successful horror films, cartoon drawings of hot dogs, boobies, showers, grapefruit juice, the 1962, 1969, 1986 NY Mets, Lincoln, Harry Nilsson, Bruce Springsteen, U2, The Beatles, Jeff Buckley, Tim Buckley, Elliott Smith, Eels, Belle & Sebastian, Hayden, Donovan, Mike Viola & The Candy Butchers, REM, Mason Jennings, Simon Warner, Shane Gooding, Public Enemy, Stephen Malkmus, Neilson Hubbard, Cracker, CVB, Wilco, Andrew Bird, Kelley Stoltz, The Honeydogs, Dean Friedman, Stevie Wonder, Kenn Kweder, Plastic Little, T. Rex, David Bowie, Vince Guaraldi, Roy Orbison, Tiny Tim, Miss Abrams and The Strawberry Point 4th Grade Class, Biff Rose, Paul Williams, The Carpenters...

Sounds Like:
"Embrace Your Local Soft Rock Station" is available on

and CDBaby



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My Blog

The Final Weekly Poll

This is the 100th weekly poll, and I felt that it would be a good place to end. Thank you to the many regulars that would make this blog funny. I'll see you in the promised land. -bootsy.Your Dying ...
Posted by Bootsy Spankins, P.I. on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:46:00 PST

Weekly Poll (03-28-07)

Worst Academic Class You've Ever Taken:
Posted by Bootsy Spankins, P.I. on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:54:00 PST

Weekly Poll (03-21-07)

Your Campaign Song If You Were Running For President:
Posted by Bootsy Spankins, P.I. on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

Weekly Poll (03-14-07)

The Person Who You Are Most Jealous Of:
Posted by Bootsy Spankins, P.I. on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

Weekly Poll (03-07-07)

The Worst Part About Your Car:
Posted by Bootsy Spankins, P.I. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

Weekly Poll (02-21-07)

Your Weakest Trait As a Human Being:
Posted by Bootsy Spankins, P.I. on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:14:00 PST

Weekly Poll (02-14-07)

Thing You Refused to Eat as a Child:
Posted by Bootsy Spankins, P.I. on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:59:00 PST

Weekly Poll (02-07-07)

The Cheapest Thing You Own That You Can't Get Yourself to Throw Away:
Posted by Bootsy Spankins, P.I. on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

Weekly Poll (01-28-07)

Worst Vacation Spot You've Ever Been To:
Posted by Bootsy Spankins, P.I. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:45:00 PST

Weekly Poll (01-21-07)

Best Scene (Or Line) In Pee-Wee's Big Adventure:
Posted by Bootsy Spankins, P.I. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST