catherine aka chesty mcbruiser

About Me

As you know, if you have the platform and you're not doing something with it, you might as well have a trained monkey out here."
-Keith Obermann to a concurring George Carlin
I tried hacking into my other myspace but decided simply creating a new profile would be easier than calling Mr. Murdoch. Plus the other one kinda sounded like I wrote it after drinking too much white wine. Which is awful because I prefer a long list of alcohol over wine.
Here I am. Catherine. You may know me because:
-you are a friend or family member.
-you work with me in one of my gazillion jobs.
-you are in the etsy army with me.
-you are among the classy ladies of the Jersey Shore Roller Girls.
-we went to school/college/university together.
-just because!
This is the personal 'myspace' of catherine. Befriend my ever growing online craft shoppe, www.myspace.com/sweetyprize too. And while yr at it check out my web site http://sweetyprize.etsy.com , which I am very proud of. My wares have been featured in a some neat places and I can't wait to see what's next. Also be sure to check out another Web site I hope will make me rich and famous, http://dailymoneysavingtips.blogspot.com
I live within the strong onion-scented radius of White Castle. I just graduated from the state university - bonafide. I earned a degree in a dying art form. It is the most expensive piece of paper associated with my life.
What I am really passionate about are things like being creative, making all sorts of things that catch your attention, hanging out with friends and family, watching movies and listening to music.
I like writing interesting features stories and managed to win a large glass triangle that says I was good at it in 2001. If you ever need help deciphering a goverment meeting, I am your woman. Let's go hang in public session.
I enjoy taking evening constitutionals, talking with you about my/our obscure and diverse interests, speeding up the entropy, shopping in strange stores and outdoor markets, and not being serious with my sister. You can read about my adventures and absurdity every day in my too-regularly updated blog.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Clive Owen, I barely know ye. But whether it's your steely and stoic countenance in Sin City, your straightforward humor and awareness in Shoot 'Em Up, your desires in Closer or the choices you make saving the world in Children of Men, you are quite the fascinating actor and human. You turn down Bond yet turn on cologne buyers in a recent print spread. You, Viggo and Benecio are my triumverate. Keep on kicking ass in celluloid form and stay classy.

I'd also like to meet: all the folks who wrote songs Elvis stole; Grover, Cookie Monster and the Yip Yip Martians from Sesame Street (not necessarily all at once); Ron Paul.I can cross off Amy Sedaris because I MET HER!

My Blog

and then?

Lots of things to do.Pretty much I am done with something, and then I am on to something else. I get that done, and then I have the next thing to do, and then...AND THEN?!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then..... ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:37:00 GMT

Let's face it, I'm tired

Tired, tired of playing the game ... ain't it a crying shame: I'm so tired.Gawd dammit I'm exhausted
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 06:38:00 GMT

Cut it in half. Now, double it.

Me: Good morning!Mama: Good morning! You made it down!Me: Yep. Breakfast. Most important meal of the day.Poppi: You got some mail here&Me: Oh boy! This one took a long trip.[stares at letter addressed...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 08:43:00 GMT

All work and no play...

My coworker admits, he must go to the gym, go out drinking, go out with friends. Its because of all the horrors we put in at work. After all that, we must let out steam.Jesus. H. Christ. This week, t...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 08:34:00 GMT

Drainage!

I am sure someone, somewhere has figured out the exact mathematic equation to this. Some psychological or sociological principle.Wherein, the more awesome you are, the more people will rely on you to ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:54:00 GMT

How many pounds in a half-ton truck?

This week I got a letter in the mail at work. The letter-writer was writing to complain about a story, a story I had nothing to do with. The offending story was about new trucks. The story described t...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 12:25:00 GMT

I dont like Mondays

Ill tell you why.I drive an hour to work. Today it is in the rain. Everybody drives slower, as though it wasnt raining water but was raining speed bumps.I drive out of the range of New York City an...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 09:50:00 GMT

My idiot boyfriend

Ah, some of us aren't even brave enough to try. But not the dork of deception. He knows that with nothing ventured, nothing gained. He's fantastic And don't forget to check out: Jimmy Fa...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 23:41:00 GMT

I can see you're out of aces

I took an ESP test yesterday with an interactive video and I got all the questions right. I freaked out. I turned to the magician and had him pick a number, 1, 2 or 3. I guessed correctly 6 out of 10 ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:08:00 GMT

To doing

Health magazinelocal magazineLifestyle story listDining story listPhoto shoot coordinationLaundryTarget shopping spreeGrocery shoppingLeague public relationsDork of deceptionderby practiceHot tubMy it...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 07:31:00 GMT