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The Story So Far...
From the very beginning of Blight the Clown's life, everyone knew he was special. Well maybe not everyone, well... maybe no one thought he was special. But he sure did stink up the place. The truth of it is that Blight the Clown was grown in a swamp and raised by rats. Once he grew so big he busted the rats nest and was exiled from the lair. While wandering the swamp all by his lonesome, he stumbled upon a traveling circus that took a chance on him, and thus began his career in the arts.

The disturbing mind at Blight Productions ( Brian A. Bernhard ) that gave birth to "Blight the Clown" is also responsible for various paintings, illustrations, photographs, musical madness, and video insanity! He has produced the world famous " Intelligent Design - The Music Video " featuring the Polka Guy Barry Mitchell from ABC's World News Now fame. He is also the creator/ producer/ editor of " ART or something like it! " -A Television Series About Artists. And most recently he unleashed his latest madness based on Charles Dickens' Christmas classic called " A CLOWN CAROL-THE MARLEY MURDER MYSTERY . Blight the Clown is also the bass player Invisible Records recording artists " THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN "

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/1/2004
Band Website: blightproductions.com
Band Members: Brian A. Bernhard is blight productions
Influences: The Residents, Primus, Devo, things outside the skin, Tom Waits, Shakerleg, Skinny Puppy, television, Bootsy Collins, Buckethead, Bile, Hate N the Box, The 1-2-3-4, The Damned, The Dead Milkmen, The Dickies, Einsturzende Neubauten, Eminem, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Infectious Grooves, Kompressor, NOFX, Ohgr, One Ring Zero, Pig, Prince, Public Enemy, The Beastie Boys, The Ramones, Spiderbait, Weird Al Yankovic, ZZ Top and many more....
Sounds Like: Polka Dotted Swamp Industrial Funk Rock!
Record Label: blight productions
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Blight gets the dropsies, Special LIVE Event, New CD Release, Halloween Candy Danger, & WACKY Y

Greetings, people of Earth, Blight is coming out to play, There is gonna be a show, Chvad has some things to say, For some ROCK you will go, In this weeks fancy newfangled blogeriffic action packed ...
Posted by Blight Productions Music on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:12:00 PST

This week: Blight Rocks!! Things Outside The Skin LIVE!! and a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

Hello my mighty mustard mashers, In this weeks Blight Blog we got your favorite yellow faced clown rocking his brains out in comic strip format and in real life. Coming October 29th to a venue ...
Posted by Blight Productions Music on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:20:00 PST

Blight Busts Out the Bass in B&W Comic 3 & Live Musical Madness!

Hey there kiddos, In this weeks Blight Blog, Blight the Clown busts out his bad ass bebop boogie bass for the first time in comic strip format! I did a major update to the Blight Productions we...
Posted by Blight Productions Music on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:38:00 PST

What? Sarah Palin Killed a Moose? Watch it here! NOW!

Hello folks, Trying my hand in the political Ménage à trois that is this election year. I busted my ass all weekend while I was sick as a dog, to bring you this video. Sarah Palin Sings: "I Ki...
Posted by Blight Productions Music on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:41:00 PST

Brick Throwin Bastards In Blights NEW Comic Strip And Pretty Soon I Am Gonna’ Blow Up A Moose

Howdy, three times, in a pumpkin patch, I wrote a little poem for you: "Ode to a pickle tree" Bing bong boing, Someone flip a coin, I broke a slippery bone, Last night on the phone, Imply what you ...
Posted by Blight Productions Music on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:24:00 PST

PREMIERE!! Blight the Clown in, Not Everything is in Black & White 1

Howdy folks, I made a new comic strip, just for you. It's all black and white, there is no blue. This is a new series, I will make more than one. A black and white Blight, I hope you find it fun. BL...
Posted by Blight Productions Music on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:42:00 PST

Blight feels the pressure in comic 21!

Well Howdy Folks, Back flippin' biscuits and jingle jangle spores, Blight the Clown's sleepy time and really loud snores, I made a new comic and I finished just in time, To post it in the blog after ...
Posted by Blight Productions Music on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:06:00 PST

Blight the Clown goes camping in comic strip 20!

Greetings and salutations my friendly fiddle faddles, This week Blight the Clown spends a sleepless night at a random family style campground in: -The Missing Adventures of Blight the Clown 20- ONL...
Posted by Blight Productions Music on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:53:00 PST

I love Blight the Clown - Testimonials (the video), Comic Strip 19, and a German adventure.

Howdy there ladies N' gentlemen, It's been two weeks since my last posting. I hope you all have managed to not lose your minds, too much. I've got a goofy new video, featuring a bunch of ...
Posted by Blight Productions Music on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:35:00 PST

Theaters, Camping, Old People and Blight the Clown in Comic 18

Hello, hello, hello,Come one,come all,Step right up,Don't be shy,Mosey on over and don't ask why,The things you will see,Are out of sight,For coming up next is a Clown named Blight!-The Missing Advent...
Posted by Blight Productions Music on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:03:00 PST