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The Story So Far...
From the very beginning of Blight the Clown's life, everyone knew he was special. Well maybe not everyone, well... maybe no one thought he was special. But he sure did stink up the place. The truth of it is that Blight the Clown was grown in a swamp and raised by rats. Once he grew so big he busted the rats nest and was exiled from the lair. While wandering the swamp all by his lonesome, he stumbled upon a traveling circus that took a chance on him, and thus began his career in the arts.

The disturbing mind at Blight Productions ( Brian A. Bernhard ) that gave birth to "Blight the Clown" is also responsible for various paintings, illustrations, photographs, musical madness, and video insanity! He has produced the world famous " Intelligent Design - The Music Video " featuring the Polka Guy Barry Mitchell from ABC's World News Now fame. He is also the creator/ producer/ editor of " ART or something like it! " -A Television Series About Artists. And most recently he unleashed his latest madness based on Charles Dickens' Christmas classic called " A CLOWN CAROL-THE MARLEY MURDER MYSTERY . Blight the Clown is also the bass player Invisible Records recording artists " THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN "

My Interests

Art, Making art, video, making video, music, making music, reading, writing stories, painting, photography, performance art, watching movies, making movies, illustration, printmaking, sculpture, comic books, producing television shows, editing television shows, creating television shows.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting creative people, old friends, artists, and people that would like to give me money to continue producing amazing television programs, animations and films that support the independent artists of the world.

Music:

things outside the skin, the 1-2-3-4, Blight Productions, Hate in the Box, Breadfoot, Shakerleg, One Ring Zero, Miwa Gemini, Adam Matta, The Evolutionaries, Vulgaras, Anathema Device, King Missile, The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, Julz A, Beck, Buckethead, David Bowie, Faith No More, Les Claypool, Peeping Tom, The Billy Nayer Show, Praxis, Primus, Rasputina, Spiderbait, The Bloodhound Gang, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tomahawk, Tool, Wall of Voodoo, Bile, Black from the dead, Die Krupps, Einsturzende Neubauten, Hanzel und Gretyl, Ministry, Ohgr, Rob Zombie, Pigface, Skinny Puppy, The Beatles, The Kinks, Queen, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Devo, Talking Heads, NOFX, Operation Ivy, The Damned, The Dickies, The Dead Milkmen, The Ramones, Bjork, The Residents, The Tiger Lillies, Tom Waits, ZZ Top, Dim Dim, Peaches, Queens of the Stone Age, The White Stripes, Reverend Horton Heat, The Cramps, Godflesh, Gwar, Prince, Bootsy Collins, The X-ecutioners, Outcast, Beastie Boys, Eminem, Public Enemy....There is a lot more, but I am sick of typing ....I like a ton of music. Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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Movies:

Sin City, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Mulholland Drive, Wild at Heart, The Fly, eXistenZ, Dawn of the Dead, The Evil Dead trilogy, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Shaun of the Dead, UHF, Big Fish, Mars Attacks, Hudson Hawk, Edward Sissorhands, Beetle Juice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Dead Man, Pirats of the Caribbean, there is many more...I am sick of typing again.

Television:

ART or something like it!, The Weird Al Show, Wonder Showzen, The Family Guy, Southpark, I don't watch that much TV, I spend too much time making it.

Books:

Rest Area, Fables, Transmetropolitan, Making Comics, The Da vinci Code, The Zombie Survuival Guide, Sin City, Amphigorey, Amphigorey Too, Amphigorey Also, Amphigorey Again, Make Your Own Damn Movie, Rebil Without A Crew, Y-the Last Man, The Walking Dead, Mad Night....again there is much more...

Heroes:

Chad Bernhard, Bill Plympton, Lloyd Kaufman, Scott McCloud, Clay Mcleod Chapman, Les Claypool, Flea, David Lynch, Tim Burton, Richard Sala, the list goes on and on..

My Blog

Blight gets the dropsies, Special LIVE Event, New CD Release, Halloween Candy Danger, & WACKY Y

Greetings, people of Earth, Blight is coming out to play, There is gonna be a show, Chvad has some things to say, For some ROCK you will go, In this weeks fancy newfangled blogeriffic action packed ...
Posted by BLIGHT THE CLOWN on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:16:00 PST

This week: Blight Rocks!! Things Outside The Skin LIVE!! and a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

Hello my mighty mustard mashers, In this weeks Blight Blog we got your favorite yellow faced clown rocking his brains out in comic strip format and in real life. Coming October 29th to a venue ...
Posted by BLIGHT THE CLOWN on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:24:00 PST

Blight Busts Out the Bass in B&W Comic 3 & Live Musical Madness!

Hey there kiddos, In this weeks Blight Blog, Blight the Clown busts out his bad ass bebop boogie bass for the first time in comic strip format! I did a major update to the Blight Productions we...
Posted by BLIGHT THE CLOWN on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:39:00 PST

What? Sarah Palin Killed a Moose? Watch it here! NOW!

Hello folks, Trying my hand in the political Ménage à trois that is this election year. I busted my ass all weekend while I was sick as a dog, to bring you this video. Sarah Palin Sings: "I Ki...
Posted by BLIGHT THE CLOWN on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:42:00 PST

Brick Throwin Bastards In Blights NEW Comic Strip And Pretty Soon I Am Gonna’ Blow Up A Moose

Howdy, three times, in a pumpkin patch, I wrote a little poem for you: "Ode to a pickle tree" Bing bong boing, Someone flip a coin, I broke a slippery bone, Last night on the phone, Imply what you ...
Posted by BLIGHT THE CLOWN on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:26:00 PST

Myspace.com Blogs - THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN is now booking shows in NYC! - things outside the s

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.... This is my BAND if you want to see "Blight the Clown" perform live. Help us get a show!!!!! Just the NYC area for now. Thanks, Blight the Cl...
Posted by BLIGHT THE CLOWN on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:47:00 PST

PREMIERE!! Blight the Clown in, Not Everything is in Black & White 1

Howdy folks, I made a new comic strip, just for you. It's all black and white, there is no blue. This is a new series, I will make more than one. A black and white Blight, I hope you find it fun. BL...
Posted by BLIGHT THE CLOWN on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:44:00 PST

Blight feels the pressure in comic 21!

Well Howdy Folks, Back flippin' biscuits and jingle jangle spores, Blight the Clown's sleepy time and really loud snores, I made a new comic and I finished just in time, To post it in the blog after ...
Posted by BLIGHT THE CLOWN on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:09:00 PST

Blight the Clown goes camping in comic strip 20!

Greetings and salutations my friendly fiddle faddles, This week Blight the Clown spends a sleepless night at a random family style campground in: -The Missing Adventures of Blight the Clown 20- ONL...
Posted by BLIGHT THE CLOWN on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:56:00 PST

I love Blight the Clown - Testimonials (the video)

Howdy there ladies N' gentlemen, It's been two weeks since my last posting. I hope you all have managed to not lose your minds, too much. I've got a goofy new video, featuring a bunch of ...
Posted by BLIGHT THE CLOWN on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:38:00 PST