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STUCK BACKWARDS (Richmond VA 6/27/08)

sorry i can't listen to your band anymore!

About Me


Stuck Backwards, the noted pioneers of urinal cake rock since 1998, claim to come from a small trailer park in Virginia. You see the band was conceived by four young men with tiny brains and a powerful misconception that they would someday be something more than poor white trash! The bio you are reading now and the MP3s on this site represent their attempt to become the pollution in the mainstream of music we need so badly.
The Stuck Backwards sound, closely resembling that of a toad ("Bufo americanus") being blown apart by an M-80, can be broken down like this:
1. Strong energetic metal riffs, like a diesel engine revving up as it propels a semi truck through an elementary school.
2. Punk influenced drum beats, not unlike the sound of a mental patient as he pounds his head against his cell door.
3. A bass guitar sound so thick, it could choke Linda Lovelace.
4. Blistering vocals that have left many listeners with unexplainable rashes and severe bladder infections.
Over the last decade, Stuck Backwards has had the privilege of opening for such acts as The Dave Brockie Experience (featuring members of GWAR), Against All Authority, Supine (featuring members of Jimmy's Chicken Shack), Dog Fashion Disco, Hudson Falcon, The Misfits, Mensrea (members of GWAR), Green Jello (Jelly) and also several dates on The Vans Warped Tour. Members of the above mentioned bands were sought after for comments, but when found, could not be questioned. It seems that due to direct contact with Stuck Backwards, they have contracted what doctors are calling "acute pervertive negative height fixation". This occurs when the afflicted individual confines his or herself to an empty room and draws pictures of naked bald midgets!
If you develop any of the aforementioned symptoms, or would like to know more about Stuck Backwards, please email us!
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Member Since: 5/16/2005
Band Website: stuckbackwards.com
Band Members:
HEMUTHA JOHNSON-vocals
MIKE PUKE-guitar/vocals
NATE MASTURBATE-bass/vocals
BUTTHOLE-drums

Influences: SOME OF THE FOLLOWING BANDS: PANTERA, BEETHOVEN, WESLEY WILLIS, VANDALS, GWAR, MEGADETH, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, HARRY CHAPIN, NOFX, TWISTED SISTER, MINOR THREAT, THE STINKING DEAD, ONE BAD EYE, DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, TWISTED OAK, CARCASS, FEAR FACTORY, WASP, CHIN STATION, IRON MAIDEN, TILT, IMPALED TWICE, STRYPER, BLOOD FOR BLOOD, AGAINST ALL AUTHOURITY, 5 DAYS DEAD, EYE KILL KITTENS, LUNA CHICKS, TADPOLE AND THE ANGRY BUCKET BAND, KISS, PURPLE HEART, SAMMY CURR, WEIRD AL YANKOVIC, WITHERED SPOON, O.L.O.T.B(old lady on the bus), CRADLE OF FILTH, DREAM THEATER, ANTHRAX, TEN FOOT POLE, BILLY JOEL, DEAD KENNEDYS, DIO, DADDY CUMS AT NIGHT, WHEEL CHAIR WILLIE AND THE STAIRS, SMELLHOUND, TEA BAGGIN' MIDGETS, THE LACTATING MULES, STRETCH RECTUM AND THE HANGDOWNS, FILTH MOUTH, BACKHAIR, BOTTLE FED BABY (BFB), STRIKE FROM THE BUSH, KNOB GOBBLING GNOMES, "SIN"TER STAGE, FATHER CHARLES AND THE TORN RECTORY CHOIR, MOUTH RAG, GRANNY SLIPPER, 2 SHOTS 2 DA MOUF, BLADDER FEST, GOD FORBID, SLOW DOWN, CASUALTIES, CHUNKY VOMIT, AFTERBIRTH SANDWICH, DRAIN BAMAGE, FREAKS OF NATURE, POISON
Sounds Like: WE SOUND JUST LIKE THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD, EXCEPT WE ARE MORE TALENTED, BITCH!
Record Label: TEAM UGLY RECORDS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Saturday, June 7th! We return to Virginia

That's right kiddos!!We're back in this area again... after extensive and grueling shows on our month long tour of the Middle East and Iowa, we return to our home base (The Trailer Park) somewhere in ...
Posted by STUCK BACKWARDS (Richmond VA 6/27/08) on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:43:00 PST

Tickets For Green Jelly (are available). July 15th!!

Hey folks... We have tickets available for Pre-sell for the Green Jelly show... You remember this band from the early 90's with songs like "3 Little Pigs"... and "3 Little Pigs"... and don't forget ...
Posted by STUCK BACKWARDS (Richmond VA 6/27/08) on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:49:00 PST

Article that appeared in Link-757 (3/26/08)

Here’s an edited copy of the article that appeared in LINK 757 printed 3-26-08 we changed the names.. to protect the guilty ...
Posted by STUCK BACKWARDS (Richmond VA 6/27/08) on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:56:00 PST

Nate Masturbate- our new bass player!!

i thought it was time to let all six of our fans know we have a new bass player... Nate Masturbate. He was raised by sasquatch in the murky depths of the dismal swamp! Besides suckling sasquatch teet,...
Posted by STUCK BACKWARDS (Richmond VA 6/27/08) on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:04:00 PST

WE NEED YOUR HELP!

Willie Johnson, a 29 year old man was stricken ill in the peak of health, his breathing stopped, his heart quit beating. Later doctors discovered Willie was killed by DEATH! In the last year mill...
Posted by STUCK BACKWARDS (Richmond VA 6/27/08) on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:13:00 PST

Coke bottle ambush

heres a crazy song one of our fans wrote....it's shear genius!! COKE BOTTLE AMBUSH- COKE BOTTLE AMBUSH- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HIT MY NECK? COKE BOTTLE AMBUSH!!!! ONE TIME I WAS WALKIN- DOWN THE STREET. A...
Posted by STUCK BACKWARDS (Richmond VA 6/27/08) on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:35:00 PST

Psycho groupie killers

"Hemutha Johnson here with just a few thoughts that I've been holding in for awhile. I know it's been a while since i've written anything, but I have been extremely busy plotting the destruction of Cl...
Posted by STUCK BACKWARDS (Richmond VA 6/27/08) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hey a kick ass revue from a mag in puerto rico...

this is pretty cool, english is a little weird but it looks like we suckered someone out there into thinking we know what we are doing....dont you dare tell them any different bitch!!  This just ...
Posted by STUCK BACKWARDS (Richmond VA 6/27/08) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SHORT and SWEET

You are controlled by the govt. The govt. is controlled by the illumanatii, and the illumanatii are controlled by satan! BREAK THE CHAIN!
Posted by STUCK BACKWARDS (Richmond VA 6/27/08) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SOLVING SOCIETYS PROBLEMS IS NO PROBLEM!

"I was watching an instructional video on how to properly apply a ball gag, when "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany came on. It really took me back to those rec dances. You know the ones I'm talking...
Posted by STUCK BACKWARDS (Richmond VA 6/27/08) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST