audrey

I eat my Wheaties. I do my job. I pay my rent. I live my life. I am kept by no one. I am loved and hated. I am egotistical and humble. I am selfless and selfish. I walk a different path in life than most people who live inside the box. I brush my teeth in the shower. I like to drink purified water; immensely at night. I have two pairs of sunglasses. I sat on my third pair recently by accident. Ain't that 'bout a bitch. I put huge, heaping amounts of mayo' on my hot dogs - it's made some friends sick to see at the movies. I watch people intently. I judge you by your character depth and self-esteem. I enjoy seeing someone lie to me through their teeth. I am a surprise that keeps surprising. I have a galaxy-sized imagination. I am consistently busy for my profession; at the office *and* at home. I enjoy people who respect this and the pace of my life. I am a deeply visual person. If YOU don't like me, so what? But, don't tell others not to talk to me bc YOU don't. I will be nice to you of you are nice to me.