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! KEENER !

KEENER THAN KEANE

My Interests

Music:

KEENER just finished arranging his CD collection. He put CD's from the same artist together and realized that rarely goes out and buys just one CD from an artist.

Movies:

KEENER has to use his DVD player as a CD player too, because he's POOR.

Television:

KEENER's TV is from 1984 and has a DECEPTICON sticker on it. He only gets chanel 2 to 13

My Blog

Jupiter is my favorite planet!!!

This is why...-Jupiter's huge!! It's as big as 318 Earths! 318 times the fun!!-Jupiter has the BIG RED SPOT! It's a hurricane that has been active ever since Galileo first discovered it!! Going around...
Posted by ! KEENER ! on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:52:00 PST

Answering Machine Lyrics!!!!

HERE ARE THE LYRICS TO MY ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE:KEENER WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?OH ME OH I'M NOT NEAR THE PHONEMY WHEREABOUTS I DON'T WANT IT KNOWNI COULD BE WITH FRIENDS OR ALL ALONEBUT LIKE MILT STEG...
Posted by ! KEENER ! on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:49:00 PST

Afraid of the dark?

Afraid of the dark? Well get over it! Think of the animals who are afraid of the dark. They have to live in the scariest place in the world when it's dark...the forest! You sleep in your house, they s...
Posted by ! KEENER ! on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST

Protest!!!

PEOPLE UNITE! BIG RALLY AT THE LEGISLATIVE BUILDING THIS SUNDAY WE WILL SHOW THE GOVENMENT THEY MUST LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE WE DEMAND: LONGER SUMMERS AND LONGER WEEKENDS WE WANT IT NOW! POWER IN NU...
Posted by ! KEENER ! on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:44:00 PST

Hot myspace girls!!!!

I love myspace girls!! They're all so HOT! They should all come to myplace!!
Posted by ! KEENER ! on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:35:00 PST

John Lennon

    So, I like the Beatles, and John Lennon. I listen very closely to lyrics and I love what John has to say most of the time. But in the song Norwegian Wood he talks about having an af...
Posted by ! KEENER ! on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:44:00 PST

SCAM WARNING!

NOTICESCAM WARNING For years, ice cream manufacturers have lead us to believe that their ice cream needs to be kept at sub zero temperatures or it will melt and be unedible. This is not the case. Ice ...
Posted by ! KEENER ! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:12:00 PST

Prevent Breast Cancer

STOP BREAST CANCER We all have to do our part in preventing Breast Cancer. I am offering breast exams for free! Absolutly free! So put your walets away! In exchange for an oral testicular cancer exam...
Posted by ! KEENER ! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:37:00 PST

Poor priests

I feel sorry for those poor priests. They have these slutty kids around them all the time, wearing next to nothing. These kid know priests can't have sex! Fuckin slutty kids!
Posted by ! KEENER ! on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:07:00 PST

Doctors

Doctors are just glorified weatherpeople. They can only tell you what "might" be happening, and what "might" happen. Come on! They don't even have a cure for insomnia! Wrestlers have had a cure for in...
Posted by ! KEENER ! on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 02:44:00 PST