Hockey, Football, Marathons, Triathlons, Dancing...oh god I love dancing, 10 meter high platform diving!
Pretty much anyone who can take a joke and laugh, if you can't do either I will attempt to electronically punch you in the sternum! Oh and how could I forget the one and only Danny Mcgee, I mean it wasn't even lunch yet and the fucker was up his 59th tree!!
Metallica, Led Zepplin, The Doors, CCR, Span, The Perpetrators, Soundgarden, STP, Pearl Jam, AC/DC, Audioslave, System of a Down, Def Leppard, Foo Fighters, The Weakerthans, Arctic Monkeys, Guns N Roses, Rage Against the Machine, The Headstones
A Night at the Roxbury, Ali G Indahouse, Super Troopers, Rounders, Fight Club, American History X, Lucky Number Slevin, Swingers, Clerks, Resevoir Dogs
Lost, Heroes, The Office, My Name is Earl, Entourage, Curb your Enthusiasm, South Park, Prison Break
Getting away with rape...for dummies!!
John Rocker, John Candy, Chris Farley and any and all fat people!