Pretty much anything that involves naked ladies...oh no wait that's not me..that's my friend Rod. Hot Rod. mmmm anything where I am rewarded at the end with a Heinken...and perhaps a game of Battleship. I love guys with beards...facial hair of any kind really. I mean who doesn't want a mustache ride?Check out my possible fame and fortune Movie trailer...wet t-shirt contest winner..Sharla! I give you...Knockers!.. width="425" height="350" ..
Just meet, or also sleep with. Because I would love to meet and sleep with Adam Brody (aka Seth Cohen), Ryan Dunn, Dane Cook, Stephen Colbert, the dude who plays George off of Grey's Anatomy, and your Dad.Chuck Klosterman..and pick his excellent brain, he is a writer..of 4 amazing books..his progress is undeniable. I would love to meet Ben Gibbard from Death cab.
Yes Yes I am a loser Emonkey...I listen to Bloc Party, Clinic, Radiohead, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Interpol, Ron Sexsmith, Martin Tielli, City and Colour, Death Cab, The Shins, Louis XIV,Coldplay, Strung Out, Hives, Strokes, Killers, Muse, Explosions in the Sky, The Licks, Metric, Editors, She wants revenge, Spoon and Placebo. I also change it up when performing personal strip teases...usually Easy-E's College girls are easy or Bobby Brown's Humpin around.CARA TRIES TO PERFORM STANDUP COMEDY...my first time awe I wish I wouldn't have been so nervous, hold me?.. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..
Little Miss Sunshine, Brick, Stranger Than Fiction, The Departed, Thank You for Smoking, Brokeback Mountain, Almost Famous, Closer, Garden State, Haggard, Friday Night Lights, Fubar, A Scanner Darkly, Donnie Darko, Crash, Jarhead, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
The Office, Colbert Report, Six Feet Under, Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, Grey's Anatomy, Arrested Development..and ugh I am sorry The O.C. I am just obessed with that sardonic and dreamy Cohen, but I am ashamed for watching anything on FOX.
Catcher in the Rye, pretty much anything bye that crazy loon Salinger. (notice the spelling error there...this is in the literary section muhaha) Love Chuck Klosterman...Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, the new book is excellent. Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, A Scanner Darkly, The Bell Jar, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the sweet hereafter, Fight Club and well anything by Chuck Palahnick.
Ralph Wiggum, honestly he is not given enough credit. Also Andy Samburg, Jeremy Holtz, Mitch Hedberg, and David Cross. All the lovely strippers I used to DJ for..especially Alice In Chains. Oh and of course Deaner and Terry.