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About Me

We've made some changes to our online presence! Please join our new main profile for Maine Roller Derby for the latest news about the league, here: www.myspace.com/mainerollerderby
Check out a clip from Maine Roller Derby's expo bout against Boston's Cosmonaughties!
Maine Roller Derby is the state’s first and only women’s flat track roller derby league. MRD is skater-owned and skater-operated, and currently boasts a roster of nearly 30 hard-rollin’, fast-skatin’ women. We represent women from across the spectrums. We’ve got:
-Girlie-girls and women who wouldn’t be caught dead in a skirt or stockings
-A sprinkling of fresh, young 21-year-olds and even more fresher, younger thirty-somethings...plus every age in between (& we hope beyond)
-Lifelong athletes and women who’ve never touched a sport in their lives
-Tattooed beauties and landscapes of virgin skin
-Short girls, tall girls, big girls, small girls
-Moms, girlfriends, wives, and spinsters
-Straight girls, gay girls, and anything in between
-Loud-mouthed firecrackers and quiet, reserved badasses
-The list goes on and on...
To keep abreast of MRD Fresh Meat News & Information, subscribe to our mailing list: Sign up for our Email Newsletter
Please see the calendar section below for our events and fundraisers. Those events are how we afford to bring you the roller derby action you crave, and MRD knows how to throw a party, so please join us!
Myths about roller derby:
-Fishnets and/or skirts are required
-It’s fake or staged. We are athletes who train three times a week to excel in our full-contact sport. Come watch a bout and you’ll never doubt it again
-Size is an issue
-You can be too old to skate. No way! -There are too many injuries. Scraped knees didn't stop you from running around & riding your bike when you were a kid, so why let a few bruises & some rink rash stop you from playing derby?
-It’s “violent.” Roller derby is an organized, aggressive, full-contact sport with legal checks and blocks and ways to contact opposing players. Illegal moves result in penalties.


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My Interests



Skating. A lot.

Schooling people on the NEW roller derby...it's not about kitsch and camp any more!

Bouting other leagues!

I'd like to meet:

Maine Roller Derby is recruiting! Skaters must be female and 21+. Roller derby is an aggressive, full-contact sport, and it will be the best thing you have ever done. We personally guarantee it. Contact [email protected].

We need referees! Must be 18+, male or female. We love our refs, even when they throw us in the penalty box!

Graphic designers, artists of any kind, seamstresses, clothing designers, promoters, club owners, EMT’s, sports trainers (especially full-contact sports)…we want you too! If you’ve got something you think you can offer us, we want to talk to you. Bring it…For more information, please check us out at www.mainerollerderby.com

Music:

We love local musicians, and a few from "away," who've played great music for the league...Meantone, King Memphis, The-Hi Tides, derby girl songs by Erich, Full Contact Kitty, The Prozacs, The Gray Davies, Jenny Jumpstart, Cyan Ruse, X-ray Actress. Mark with a K from CYY, love that guy!

Movies:

"Rollerball" is not about roller derby! Okay? Okay.

Television:

We're too busy skating.

Heroes:

Ann Calvello

My Blog

Why the 2 profiles you ask?

Hello dear MRD lovers.As we're rolling up to our season at the Portland Expo this fall, we're also doing some myspace maintenance. Here's the scoop for those of you who are confused or who just love f...
Posted by Maine Roller Derby's all-star team on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:52:00 PST

TICKETS ON SALE NOW-ONLINE & AT BULLMOOSE!

You can now buy your tickets on line OR at Bull Moose store locations for our Fall season! Get on it! September 8th: Maine Roller Derby vs. Hudson Valley Horrors September 22nd: Maine Roller Derb...
Posted by Maine Roller Derby's all-star team on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:41:00 PST

Are you: An EMT? ANNOUNCER? MASCOT? VOLUNTEER?

You know you want to be a part of our Fall season! It's only the most exciting thing happening in Maine! If you are an EMT, we need you! Want to dazzle the crowd with your witty and exciting comm...
Posted by Maine Roller Derby's all-star team on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:14:00 PST

MRD wants you (YES YOU) to submit a poster for our first season!

Wanna design MRD's poster for our first season in Portland? This poster is going to be in local papers like the Phoenix and all over town for the next few months, but we need it RIGHT NOW (seriously)...
Posted by Maine Roller Derby's all-star team on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:12:00 PST

Call for submissions: MRD Logo

Maine Roller Derby is looking for a new official logo, and we're putting the call out to the world. Artists, graphic designers, anyone at all - design us a logo! Here are the requirements: -This is f...
Posted by Maine Roller Derby's all-star team on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:36:00 PST

Check out this event: Maine Roller Derby New Recruit Day

Hosted By: Maine Roller DerbyWhen: Sunday Jun 24, 2007 at 5:30 PMWhere: Happy WheelsWarren AvePortland, ME 04101United StatesDescription:Maine Roller Derby Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Maine Roller Derby's all-star team on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

MRD Wants You!

Newly created and ready for you - Maine Roller Derby invites all interested in joining MRD as a skater to join our mailing list!  Here you will get news about MRD events, practices, equipment and...
Posted by Maine Roller Derby's all-star team on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:45:00 PST

Calling All Businesses!!

Do you want to help support just about the coolest thing going in Maine?  Do you want to see MRD's fall season?  Well, we need your help!  We are currently searching for sponsors for ou...
Posted by Maine Roller Derby's all-star team on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:44:00 PST

MAINE ROLLER DERBY ON WBLM & WCLZ TOMORROW

Hey Maine Roller Derby Fans:Our girls will be interviewed tomorrow on WBLM and WCLZ's morning shows.  Tune your radios to WBLM at 7 AM and WCLZ at 7:30 AM to listen to some derby craziness with y...
Posted by Maine Roller Derby's all-star team on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:29:00 PST

Coastal Carnage

Come watch Maine Roller Derby in our Exhibition Bout at Topsham's Rollerworld!  If you came to our Sneak Peek, or tried, you know that this event will sell out fast!  Get your tickets today ...
Posted by Maine Roller Derby's all-star team on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:22:00 PST