What? |
I woke up after Jin left for the doctor......in the bathtub. It was empty, and I had shampoo all in my hair, even though I was completely dry. Moral of this anecdote: Don't Nyquil and do pretty ...
Posted by Tee Jay on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:13:00 PST |
Amazon.com doesn't have things from my wishlist. Cuntswabs. |
Whomever would like to participate with me in pretending that it is my birthday today is more than welcome. Feel free to buy me things like:MoneyA rainbow pony a la OzStill waiting for that other glas...
Posted by Tee Jay on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:05:00 PST |
and you know what? |
Carson Daily needs to just shut the fuck up. Yeah, that's right. So fuck you Gorilla McHairyton, fuck you.---While I'm at it, here are other people that I think should shove a cock in it: Carlos Menci...
Posted by Tee Jay on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:00:00 PST |
Mailbox Derby |
To the emo faggots that came from my neighbor's vagina:I happen to like my mailbox, and you just had to put your garbage not only on the inside, but hanging from the flag! You know what? That took me ...
Posted by Tee Jay on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:04:00 PST |
Subjacked. |
Worse isn't bad Different isn't hardDon't overlook the greener grassThat's growing in your yard --Enough of emo corner with Teej. --Some...
Posted by Tee Jay on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:13:00 PST |
Cars Suck Ass |
My car threw a rod, and I have to buy a new one. WTF.
Posted by Tee Jay on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:12:00 PST |
