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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorThe Metro Diner - 440 Child St - Warren, RI 02885The Metro Diner in Warren, RI has become world famous as the birthplace of post-modern BBQ, the patent-holder of the hangover-curing breakfast and the only restaurant that GUARANTEES that you won't throw up. If we can't live up to that solemn promise - double portions free on your return visit!The Metro is open every day from 6 am - 2pm, except for Christmas and New Years when the owner is home pretending to love his children.Known for our hand-carved turkey, homemade corned beef hash, slow-smoked ribs & pulled pork, homemade chili and soups, and of course endless amounts of great coffee, The Metro is the only place in RI that any decent person should eat.

My Interests

Culinary performance art.

I'd like to meet:

Fat, hungry people of all types. Good tippers. You can even bring your kids as long as they shut up and eat.

Music:

The Blues, Baby.

Movies:

Diner. Eating Raoul. Breakfast at Tiffany's. Naked lunch. Delicatessan.

Television:

Iron Chef. Good Eats. Insomniac.

Books:

Anything by Betty Crocker. Peace, Love, and Barbecue.

Heroes:

That Japanese hotdog-eating champ. I could retire on that guy.

My Blog

fish on friday!!!

ok, so we're not quite ready to open on friday nights, but we ARE doing some great seafood specials during lunch on fridays. fish and chips, of course, but also clam cakes and chowder, fish sandwiches...
Posted by Metro Diner on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:05:00 PST

taylor ham and hot wieners, baby!!

if you're from new jersey, or ever spent any time there, you're familiar with taylor ham. it's found in every diner and deli in the state. it's an institution, a tradition. in fact, it's referred...
Posted by Metro Diner on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

stanhope fans.........

if you're a doug stanhope fan, and you live in the bristol/warren/barrington area{or anywhere else, if you're willing to drive}, stop in for breakfast or lunch and ask for your FREE copy of the classi...
Posted by Metro Diner on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST

Your Superbowl party needs BBQ.........

Sunday the 28th is the last day to pre-order your barbecue platters and other great food for your superbowl party! face it, you can't cook. your friends say they like it, but hey, that's cause they're...
Posted by Metro Diner on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST