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Garistotle

put a glide in yo stride an a dip in yo hip

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator basically, i want to get rich so i can see more of the world

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

folks who can take a goddamn joke. or tell one.

Music:

I like this...

...and much, much more.

Movies:

tim burton, tarantino, wes anderson, coen brothers, kubrick, kurosawa,, old school kung fu flicks, mafia and crime movies, documentaries, oh yeah, and pootie tang. that movie is f'n brilliant. lucky # slevin is my flavor of the month favorite flick right now. ooo, woops, nevermind, it is now officially "the devil and daniel johnston".

Television:

i gotta have some sportscenter. heres why... "Is Coach Andy Reid's philosophy flawed?" -some sportscenter anchor See? who said football wasn't "deep"?

Books:

Tom Robbins, Cornel West, Hunter S. Thompson, Dali Lama, William "Upski" Wimsatt Langston Hughes, Robert Heinlein, blah blah i like books.

Heroes:

my folks dog, the captain. he never gives up, you know? i mean the guy is a real "go-getter". you really can't (physically) hold him down. his persistance is admirable to say the very least. thats why "the captain jackson 5" is my hero. note: it was originally my pops' plan to name the dog "robert". i thought that sounded like a very nice name. but for one reason or another the dogs name is jack. fine.

My Blog

HOOOOO RAYYYYYY BEER!

BOOOOO! HOORAY! this is my favorite... says a beautiful man... even me! take his pants! because it is beer! can't hear this one too well....
Posted by Garistotle "Bring Jake Home" 5000 on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:48:00 PST

write about music

I ran across this looking at the Bonnaroo website. It's a beautiful little piece from Wayne Coyne about how his band's music came to be over the last seven years or so.In the spring of 2000 we were on...
Posted by Garistotle "Bring Jake Home" 5000 on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST

v-day

it's so easy to hate valentine's day. the commercialism fueled by guilt and all. i can only remember one valentine's day that happened to fall in a period of time when i had a girl(correct me if i'm w...
Posted by Garistotle "Bring Jake Home" 5000 on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:05:00 PST

a question i asked a friend of mine - tell me what YOU think

here's a question for you: what do you think when you see white people wearing clothing with afrocentric messages or connotations? i ask because out here in norman, i see a great deal of what i like...
Posted by Garistotle "Bring Jake Home" 5000 on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:33:00 PST

new legislation

such a sad strange world we must live in these days. you know, someone is out there lurking around just waiting to nab your myspace password. i, senator garrett c. blevins propose that we, as congress...
Posted by Garistotle "Bring Jake Home" 5000 on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:05:00 PST

"the instrumental" feat. joe matranga - lupe fiasco

wooo ha! this is a good ass hip hop song about some kid (or the WHOLE WORLD, MWaahahah) thats addicted to television, i think. i hope so anyway, because if thats not the case and i missed the point c...
Posted by Garistotle "Bring Jake Home" 5000 on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:32:00 PST

"dust" feat. joe dukie - recloose

This is about the most soulful and funky slice of house music I've heard in quite some time. The single dropped on Detroit's peacefrog records and has since became an instant classic dancefloor tune a...
Posted by Garistotle "Bring Jake Home" 5000 on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:52:00 PST

stick it to the man!

when i really feel like "stickin' it to the man", i don't join in a protest, de-face public monuments, or write graffiti on SUV's. i write on money! nothing beats the feeling you get when you begin th...
Posted by Garistotle "Bring Jake Home" 5000 on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:23:00 PST