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I speak Dorik and sometimes swear during my one man performances.
I dinna intend to offend people, so if you dinna like hearing rude words or hearing graphic tales of sex with groupies I'd leave now,...
Posted by Lecht Polanski on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 08:27:00 PST |
OK Im nae REALLY Lecht Polanski |
Mind you I’m nae really Biz but it keeps me busy.
Posted by Lecht Polanski on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST |
I drive bands around in cars and vans |
My English not so good as my Scottish, Biz teach me how to spik Doric, he funny guy, and popular with the ladies ,he pay me £10 to say that.
If you need a tour driver who can also set up your musical ...
Posted by Lecht Polanski on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:25:00 PST |
och shite |
I come to UK as Bez oot o The Happy Mondays lookalike and now am roadie for Biz nae Bez
Posted by Lecht Polanski on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST |
