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Talk Stink

Clean food, please.

About Me

V isit my sites: Talk Stink dot com , Celebrity Gossip Hawaiian Style

Craphole Island is where I riff on ABC's Lost TV series.


WIEblog , Where the world watches Michelle Wie.

My Interests

    Talk Stink Craphole Island WIEblog

I'd like to meet:

    Genius young college women, gifted and talented waifs, and svelte female professionals who dig the witty artist, honest though misunderstood autistic type. Disgruntled journalists and radio and television production people who need to vent. Michelle Wie Someone who can offer me a job as production assistant for Lost. Models and waitresses. My Muse.
If you are any of these, tell me your story and it might show up on one of my websites.

Music:

Whatever is on my iPod at the time. Oh, and the Unauthorized LOST Soundtrack .

Movies:

    Any retelling of Les Liaisons dangereuses Wonder Boys (2000) The Cutting Edge (1992) Out Of Sight (1998) The Truman Show (1998) Three Kings (1999) Adaptation. (2002) Gattaca (1997) The Croupier (1998) Office Space (1999) Crazy/Beautiful (2001) Kicking and Screaming (1995) sex, lies, and videotape (1989) Solaris (1972 & 2002) Before Sunrise (1995) Primary Colors (1998) The Virgin Suicides (1999) Zero Effect (1998) The Blob (1958 & 1988) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Ghost World (2000) Rushmore (1998) Pleasantville (1998) Fight Club (1999) Being John Malkovich (1999) Punch Drunk Love (2002) I sat through Robot Jox (1990) and Rapa Nui (1994) on a dare. There isn't a movie I wouldn't sit through at least once. Need I say more?

Television:

Top Season Passes On My TiVo

    Lost (ABC) - Smart, but getting dumb. The Simpsons (FOX) The Venture Bros. (Cartoon Network) Frontline (PBS) NOVA (PBS) Various LPGA tour events Heroes (NBC) - Dumb... but entertaining. Mythbusters (Discovery)

Books:

Abstract: Whatever I can get my hands on, preferably hardcover; reference books too.

Specifics: Books by the following authors...

    Michael Chabon Nicholson Baker Jeffrey Eugenides Douglas Coupland Nick Hornby Chuck Palahniuk Lajos Egri Anthony Bourdain any photography collection: Adams, Bourdin, Clark, Demarchelier, Newton, Sherman, Weegee, et. al.

Heroes:

    Tennessee Tuxedo Bender Dr. Katz

My Blog

Celebrity and Pseudo-Celebrity Should Not Mix

Oh blogosphere is there a sign?Do we look to the almighty MySpace friends list to figure out how we rate?Is Technorati a better measuring device?Alexa, perhaps?If, within your local media market, you ...
Posted by Talk Stink on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST

Penis. Vagina. Penis. Vagina. Penis. Vagina.

I've always wondered about this:If I support pro-lifers, does that mean my political free speech is protected if I fly over large cities with a banner featuring a huge photo of a vagina?This is one of...
Posted by Talk Stink on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:41:00 PST

Bully For You, Chilly For Me or Hawaii's Criminal Politician Gets Stupid

I thought when I left grade school, and when I'd become an adult, I'd left the world of the school yard bully.How wrong was I?This wrong:Rep. Harbin's lawsuit threat forces artist to shut Web siteAnd ...
Posted by Talk Stink on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:54:00 PST

Mr. Stink Answers MySpace Reader Mail

More like comments though, really.I've been advised by my local memeist that I should not encourage the ceiling cat meme.She longs for the simpler days of bonsai kittens.And ASCII pr0n, I'd imagine.Bo...
Posted by Talk Stink on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:34:00 PST

The Beautiful People Love Me

Hey hey.Long time no stink.Indeed.The beautiful people ask me why.They also ask me, "What is it with you and the fabulous babes?"I'm picky.That's what I used to tell people anyway.Thing is, I've gotte...
Posted by Talk Stink on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:02:00 PST

IE Be Damned!

People read Talk Stink for many reasons. Some don't read it. They're usually the ones who come looking for Jessica Alba's butt shots. And it is on Talk Stink. Unfortunately, lots of them u...
Posted by Talk Stink on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:03:00 PST

Eight Not Fat Eight

How to decide who makes the cut. It's not a question of who doesn't talk stink about you. Nor is it about who emails you the most nude pictures. But it could be. Now that you can choose yo...
Posted by Talk Stink on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 02:36:00 PST

Hawaii Club Scene

People give me a hard time whenever I'm polite. If I'm being polite it probably means I'll never see you again and we might as well be two ships passing in the night. If I talk stink about you, ...
Posted by Talk Stink on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 12:38:00 PST

Mr. Stink answers MySpace Mail

At Talk Stink we enjoy answering reader mail. I'd like to give that a try here. The eRic writes: hey talk stink... is it just me or is shari shima (KHNL TV news anchor) getting fat. is sh...
Posted by Talk Stink on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:32:00 PST

This Is Where I Get Off

"Where do you get off talking stink about people you don't even know?" I don't, really. Really. People want it though. As long as they do I'll gladly supply it to them for a visit to my sp...
Posted by Talk Stink on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 03:04:00 PST