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About Me


Hey! I'm Paul Ogata, a stand-up comedian from Hawaii. I've moved to California, but I perform anywhere from Honolulu to Hong Kong, from Times Square to Tokyo. Catch me at a comedy club near you. If I'm not scheduled to be there, send your favorite club, college, or television show an email requesting that they bring me in. Or you could hire me to perform just for you at your house. That would be creepy, but if you have the money I'll be your private comedy monkey. Yeah, I'm a whore.

In the meantime, visit my website:
Paul Ogata Dot Com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

* Osama. So I could kick him in the nuts. But first I'd put on those shoes that the Iron Sheik used to wear. You know, the ones with the pointy tips. Yeah.

* I'd like to meet the evil alternate-universe version of me. Just to see if I had that goatee.

* And of course, if you are a fan I'd like to meet you too.

My Blog

Forget this profile... Go to my NEW page.

Since MySpace came out with Comedy profile pages, I am ditching this one and creating a new one. Sure I could have just transfered all the information over, but I thought this would be a good time to ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:55:00 GMT

Ogata 3:16

The other day, I was performing at the Improv and after the show some girls come up to say hello. Then the coolest thing happened. One of the girls whips out one of those homemade signs. You know, the...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 03:03:00 GMT

Freezing My Aspen Off

Okay, I told you it was cold. Now, as promised, here is the rest of the story of my days in Aspen. Click here to go to SheckyMagazine.com.
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:04:00 GMT

Back From Aspen

The low temperature when I was there was 8. Not 8 Celcius, but 8 Fahrenheit. Except it felt like 8 Kelvin. Lucky for me it did get up to a balmy 30 degrees on the warmest day. What does a guy from Haw...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:55:00 GMT

"Behind The Smile" World Premiere

"Behind The Smile"World PremiereMarch 10-11 at the prestigious U.S. Comedy Arts FestivalAspen, ColoradoI'm pretty pumped about this, it's the movie I did with Damon Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Jim Belushi ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:43:00 GMT

Good Luck, Hawaiian Grammy Nominees

I got the chance to do something pretty cool last night; I performed with a stageful of musicians who were all up for a Grammy Award. Thanks to Outrigger Hotels for throwing the pre-Grammy party at th...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:25:00 GMT

Aw, screw it. Here's the info.

TICKETS ON SALE THIS FRIDAY (JAN. 13TH) Your one-stop Valentine's Night plan: * Buffet dinner! * Funny-ass Comedy! * Hot sloppy love-making with your special pookie-foofoo hump-donkey!...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:04:00 GMT

Hawaii, have you missed me yet?

If yes, come back on Friday and I'll tell you when I'll be back. If no, I have bad news for you on Friday. If undecided, remember what Shakespeare said: "Life is so brief and time is a thief whe...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 01:51:00 GMT

Last year... This year.

What a year 2005 was! There was so much cool-ass stuff going on: * I got to perform all around the world: Hong Kong (twice!), Singapore, Montreal, New York City, Las Vegas, San Francisco, Los ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 04:48:00 GMT

This Friday is the Last Day Before the First Day of the Rest of My Life

Friday is the final day of the Morning Bomb, and it's shaping up to be just me in the studio. So to beat the inevitable loneliness, all I'm asking is for you to bring some food down. Is that too much ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 02:28:00 GMT