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Elise

Party With Me Punker!

About Me



Not yet decided whether to use her powers for good or for evil.

For restaurant reviews that are a cross between Anthony Bourdain, Paula Deen, Homer Simpson and the crazy lady sitting next to you on the bus, go to:

www.kikimaraschino.blogspot.com

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My Interests


Throwing parties, Pushing my way up to the front of the stage, Halloween, New Orleans, Unusual roadside attractions, Bob Dobbs, Zankou Chicken, People who speak in tongues, Dadaist and surrealist art, Left-wing politics, Linguistics, Poetry - but not so much poets, extremeness in all its forms.

The same hobbies everyone always saysWriting, Photography, Cooking, Travel, Reading

I'd like to meet:


Maybe you...

Music:


70s and 80s punk, Calypso, Blues, Old country music, Alice Cooper, Frank Zappa and the Mothers, Camper Van Beethoven, Shirley Ellis, Professor Longhair, The Neville Brothers, Jimmy Reed

Movies:

American Hardcore, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Freeway, Blue Velvet, Quadrophenia, Santa Sangre, Marjoe, The Bad Seed, The Haunting, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Over the Edge, Ruben and Ed, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? The King of Hearts, Evil Dead(s), Harold and Maude, Jodorowski, John Waters, Dave Markey, Todd Haynes, Jan Svankmeyer's ALICE

Television:

That's Incredible! Hillstreet Blues! Dallas! Quincy! Saturday Night Live! Monday Night Football! Jeffersons! Vegas! Fridaaays!

Books:

Hunter S Thompson, Bukowski, Tom Robbins, and all of the other usual suspects, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Shirley Jackson, Oliver Sacks, Lynda Barry, Confederacy of Dunces, The Master and Margarita, Geek Love, Fire in the Brain, House of Leaves, Blue Highways
People I think are supercool Noam Chomsky, Anthony Bourdain, Alice Cooper, Michael Moore, Al Franken, Stephen Colbert, Stephen Hawking, Lord Buckley, Edvard Munch, Magritte, Marcel Duchamp, Man Ray, Salvador Dali, Robbie Conal, Klaus Nomi, Rowdy Roddie Piper; Edie the Egg Lady, Josephine Baker, William Carlos Williams, TS Eliot, Dylan Thomas, Steven Jesse Bernstein, Jacques Cousteau, Vampira, Neil Innes, Bob Fuckin' Lee!!!!
Turn-offs George W., the Religious Right, People who say,"That's how I roll", People who say, "God bless you" when I haven't sneezed, drivers who go too slow in the fast lane, bugs, mean flight attendants, leaf blowers, broccoli, and anyone who is too hip for the room.
High School
I hated my high school. Maybe it will burn down.

Heroes:



We could be heroes...just for one day...what d'ya say???

M A R R I A G E I S A B O U T L O V E FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!!!

Sign the Million For Marriage petition (US only)
Sign a petition banning US legislature that bans Gay Marriage

You will swallow some tacks. You are a little
weird, maybe not so much in a good way. Buy a
yellow tie and wear it on your head.

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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My Blog

Canada Blog

The html is off between these two blogs and I just can't upload all those photos again. Check out my Canada adventures on my other blog http://www.kikimaraschino.blogspot.com/    ...
Posted by Elise on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 05:52:00 PST

Ontario

Oh Canada! Sunday - I am not struck by lightning SundayToday I awakened to a strange whiny sound. My aunt asked, "Did the geese wake you up?" We're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy. Actually, I gu...
Posted by Elise on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:11:00 PST

Tamale Season!!!

I will be spending Sunday wrapping tamales for Christmas Eve. You can fill tamales with chicken, chile verde, pork shoulder, Jack cheese and green chiles, or even make sweet ones. But I like beef...
Posted by Elise on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

A Very Downloadable Christmas

Thanks to Bob, I no longer hate Christmas music. Here are my all-time favorites. I highly recommend downloading these to put you in a super happy Christmas mood! A VERY SWINGING XMAS   ...
Posted by Elise on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST

Scenes from the Train

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Posted by Elise on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:33:00 PST

Pike Market Photo Blog

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Posted by Elise on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:36:00 PST

Hey Pocky Way

I had a really busy day yesterday. I woke up early and went to visit my friend, Lori. She bought me breakfast and threw my Tarot. She said I am extremely fertile right now. Eeeek! She saw my panic, an...
Posted by Elise on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:43:00 PST

Tippin' on a 40

Jonathan and I had our birthday party last night at Mr T's. It was my 40th, so I wanted to do a retro theme. My friend Kristina and I crimped our hair, and put on white powder and heavy eyeliner. I ca...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:46:00 PST

Chain of Fools

What is up with these chain letters threatening one of your loved ones with imminent death? Why would you forward something like that to a friend? Now I know who would give me "The Ring" vid...
Posted by Elise on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:16:00 PST

Attention Cybervigilantes: Myspace is not reality.

For one guy out there with candy-apple red hair, Myspace really IS dangerous. Too bad we didn't have this technology when we were hunting nazis. Mengele, you can run, but you cant hide; Tom has your n...
Posted by Elise on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:24:00 PST