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Third Grade Teacher

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About Me

Girl-powered psychedelic punk & lo-fi schoolhouse arena rock collide in outer space. Yes, Sabrina really is a third grade teacher, and David, Laura & Rob also have the power and authority to discipline your ass.

Hear mo' Teacha -- buy the biggest , newest , best-of CDs here:

Friends, bookers, countrymen: If we haven't checked our page here in a few days, reach us more quickly at thirdgradenation [at] yahoo.com. Thanks!

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Music:

Member Since: 10/19/2003
Band Website: thirdgradeteacher.com
Band Members: Sabrina, Laura, David & Rob
Influences: "Amateurs borrow; professionals steal."
Sounds Like: So they say: "a post-modern Led Zeppelin" (Charles M. Young); "punk rock ABBA" sez a fan; Velvet Underground, Sex Pistols, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Sparks, Sonic Youth, ZZ Top, Iggy Pop, Meat Puppets, Boredoms, Black Sabbath, Bowie etc. etc... with a girl singer. And Blondie, maybe.
Record Label: Third Grade Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

While we were out...

We’ve been offline and hadn’t logged in to our Myspace for a little while, so if we didn’t get a chance to approve your friend add in the meantime, please do send one our way again! ...
Posted by Third Grade Teacher on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:40:00 PST

"Flower Power" up now!

Get yer 3GT on with our new track on ye olde profile: "Flower Power"... Live it, love it!
Posted by Third Grade Teacher on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:56:00 PST

Third Grade Teacher wants *you*...

... to vote for us! :) If you please...We're entered in the Star 98.7 "Rock Star 987" contest, and turns out it's a vote-online thingy with a rapidly approaching deadline -- this Sunday, to be exac...
Posted by Third Grade Teacher on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:34:00 PST

FLOWER POWER!

We have a new song called "Flower Power" which hasn't been released yet -- until now, rather unofficially: you can hear it in the new Robbins Brothers radio spot! (You know, the engagement ring stor...
Posted by Third Grade Teacher on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

for real

Rob is moving. I'm really sad.Dropping the promo mask and first-person-plural voice for a moment -- hey, it's hard to get "real" on your bandspace: Happy as I am for Rob and Amy that they'll be movi...
Posted by Third Grade Teacher on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:04:00 PST

Crabbygrinch Jerkyton

Click here for your own Grinch name, and do report back in the comments your "true identity" that the Grinch reveals to you... we wanna see it too! Love, Crabbygrinch Jerkyton...
Posted by Third Grade Teacher on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:27:00 PST

His beak blinks like a blinkin' beacon!

Good old Rankin/Bass Rudolph! Nothing else signals the descent of the holiday spirit upon us like a trip to the Island of Misfit Toys. (The bit where they push the bird who can't fly out of the slei...
Posted by Third Grade Teacher on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:45:00 PST

"And We Were Strangers..."

Love to Patty (the complete double-disc Patty Duke Fanzine set) is out, and we're on it!The Patty Duke Fanzine no. 6 ----- 2 CD "Audio Zine" out now ----- featuring over 50 artists including: THIR...
Posted by Third Grade Teacher on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:45:00 PST

Jett set, part deux

"Aren't we plural all of a sudden?" (said in best Franklin Pangborn voice)Sorry for the blue balls, dear readers. Too busy to finish the previous blog until now, what with the all-day shoots for Sabr...
Posted by Third Grade Teacher on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST

Jett set

...and what a set it was! So much so that the Blog Genie hasn't yet had a chance to fully expound on the thrill of opening up for a gen-u-wine rock icon (besides, Elise already wrote the perfect acco...
Posted by Third Grade Teacher on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:37:00 PST