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Damnit, Janet!

I am here for Friends

About Me

Dan says I'm punk rock personified, but I don't think he means it in a good way.

My Interests

playing in unpopular bands, surfing, looking for a "real" job (but not very hard), sleeping, eating, cussing, spacing out, slacking, goldbricking, malingering, self pity, mockery, road rage, lying about my age, wishing I were a pirate, caffeine abuse, picking fights on the internet, spreading rumors, fantasizing about moving to Australia, conspiracy theories, class warfare, perfect point breaks, yoga, sticking it to The Man, hating SUV's and SUP's, petty crime and vandalism, sobriety, driving like a maniac, movies, sowing confusion and discontent, schadenfreude, weltschmertz, and did I mention eating?

I'd like to meet:

Captain Howdy

Music:

most 60's garage rock/psychadelic nonsense, Velvet Underground, Arthur Lee & Love, Beatles, Stones, Ramones, Buzzcocks, Stooges, Humble Pie, The Lyres, The Moon Upstairs, Kind Hearts & Coronets, The Monkees, The Byrds, Reggae, Ska & dub (but nothing past the '70's), Who, Kinks, '60's Pink Floyd, The Clash, Sweet, Black Sabbath, New York Dolls, Heartbreakers, random early 70's glitter & glam, Big Star, Sonics, Roxy Music, Cramps, Saints, Rezillos, Supergrass, The Minutemen, Ike & Tina, Led Zepplin, Jonathan Richman, Real Kids, Television, Flamin' Groovies, assorted 70's powerpop, most 70's punk (but NO hardcore), The Monks, Dead Meadow, Can, Meat Puppets, Bob Dylan, Dream Syndicate, Patti Smith, everything on Nuggets, Neil Young, Motorhead, KISS, Blue Cheer, Beach Boys, 70's Bowie, X-Ray-Spex, Hank Williams, Nick Cave, Patsy Cline, old Western Swing stuff, The Muffs, Hawkwind, the Archies, Creedence, Devo, Cheap Trick, Raveonettes, Mudhoney, Small Faces, Yardbirds, The Blondes, Ape Has Killed Ape, Candypants, Peachfuzz, Desmond Dekker, The Hangmen, Toots & the Maytals, The Equals, Ike & Tina, The Shins, Detroit Cobras, Television, Alic Cooper, old blues, old country, 13th Floor Elevators, this shitty band from Silverlake called The Shakes, AD/DC, Jimi Hendrix, Dead Moon, bubblegum, 60's soul and R&B, stoner metal, most 60's pop, especially girl group stuff, etc. etc. etc. I have a deep and abiding hatred for drum machines and computers so I can't stand most Rap, Techno, or pretty much any dance music recorded after 1975 or so. I also seriously dislike most modern R&B and "soul" music (it doesn't have any), anything that resembles Hip-Hop and pretty much all Electronica, House, Drum & Bass or whatever they're calling it this week. Sorry.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Office Space, anything by John Waters, Spider Baby, Rushmore, surf movies from the 50's, 60's or 70's especially Morning of the Earth, and anything by Thomas Campbell, Psycho, crappy exploitation movies, especially biker movies, The Bad News Bears, Ed Wood, bad horror movies, good horror movies, Toad Warrior, Slap Shot, Spinal Tap, Apocalypse Now, Young Frankenstein, North Shore, Ghost World, Cable Guy . . . actually, I like most movies, except big-budget American action movies.

Television:

No, thank you . . . well, okay, maybe South Park. And King of the Hill. And the Simpsons, although not so much lately. And Family Guy . . . wait, these are all cartoons . . . does that count?

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson, Graham Greene, Jack Thomas, Kurt Vonnegut, William Burroughs, Kem Nunn, Joan Didion, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Sex Lives of Cannibals, In Search of Captain Zero, the Illuminatus Trilogy, Please Kill Me, The Watchmen (okay, so it's a comic book, I mean graphic novel) Cruddy, City of Night, random rock bios and anything about Charles Manson, surfing, rock and roll or the sixties . . .

Heroes:

Charles Manson, Wilhelm Reich, Miki Dora, Akhenaton, Emperor Norton, Ghandi, Lawnchair Larry, Jeff Spicoli and anyone who just wants to be free to ride their machine without being hassled by The Man.

My Blog

A Fate Worse Than Death

What would you do if you lost your most prized possession, the thing that makes your life worth living, the main source of pleasure and joy and satisfaction in your world? Well, it's happened.  T...
Posted by Damnit, Janet! on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

We Have Nothing To Fear, Except Fear Itself and Giant Man-Eating Squid

One of the lamest and most annoying features of our current era is the huge number of morons who live in a perpetual state of fear about ridiculous things that will in all likeliho...
Posted by Damnit, Janet! on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass

As I watch my beloved neighborhood slide ever further into the abyss of valet parking and "exclusive" (i.e. obscenely expensive and totally fucking lame) shopping for the overprivileged and underemplo...
Posted by Damnit, Janet! on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:43:00 PST

Bulletins are for Spam, Inboxes are for Friends

It seems to be an immutable rule of the universe that anything fun or cool will eventually get ruined by hordes of idiots that Just Don't Get It.  I'm sure you've all noticed by now that MySpace ...
Posted by Damnit, Janet! on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:28:00 PST

I Totally Hate Cops to the Max

So I was driving home today after a super-annoying day at work, peacefully  zoning out staring at the back of the car in front of me, just crawling along minding my own business, when WHAM!!!&nbs...
Posted by Damnit, Janet! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

Testing, Testing, 1-2-3

If you can read this, it means that my new high-speed connection works, and I can post blogs and bulletins again.  Whooo Hooo! You people are going to get a piece of my mind, lemme tell you....
Posted by Damnit, Janet! on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:31:00 PST

WWLDW?

I just realized that it's been a couple of months since my last blogular atrocity.  It's not that I don't have anything to whine about, it's just that I've been so busy accumulating grievances an...
Posted by Damnit, Janet! on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:57:00 PST

It's Official, I've Wasted my Life

So there's this bulletin going around where they're trying to come up with the names of 100 female drummers (which is pretty fucking lame if you think about it - why is this even still an issue?) and ...
Posted by Damnit, Janet! on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:40:00 PST

The Smartest Dog in the Whole Wide World

Because I'm a total slacker/loser with no ambition, I've spent the last few months working as a dog walker as a way to avoid getting a "real" job.  It's not working, by the way, so if you know of...
Posted by Damnit, Janet! on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:47:00 PST

I Give Up

Well, that does it. Tonight was the third time I spent wayyyyy too much time writing a blog when I was supposed to be doing something else, only to have the whole thing disappear when I hit the "post"...
Posted by Damnit, Janet! on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:03:00 PST