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Joanie

I know. I look like Susan Sarandon. I get it.

About Me

Okay, here are some things: silly but down-to-earth, smart, fucking GORGEOUS, FUNNY as you-know-WHAT. braggy as a cover up for insecurity. How about a little focus group session on this part? How does it come across? Any suggestions? Lose the introspective part? Because if it's not hot, I'll lose it like THAT!

My Interests

I think this random birthday profile describes me best:
Your Birthdate: August 12
You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame.
You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them.
Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing.
You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship.

Your strength: Your charm

Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics

(What? This is bullshit! Heads will roll!-jc)

Your power color: Indigo

Your power symbol: Four leaf clover

Your power month: December What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I'd like to meet:

My Daddy. Just kidding. I already did.

Music:

Almost anything. However, nothing that asks women what they're going to do with all that junk in their trunk. Gross.

Movies:

This Is Spinal Tap, O Brother Where Art Thou, Bowfinger, Gladiator, The Shawshank Redemption, It's A Wonderful Life, Plan 9 From Outer Space

Television:

The commercials I'm in (yeah, that's right. I said it!), Inside the Actors' Studio, What Not To Wear, Chapelle's Show, Mr. Show---anything with the word "Show"---All Time Favorites: Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Carol Burnette Show, Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows (twice with the word "Show". Winner!), Speed Racer, H.R. Puffinstuff, The Munsters, Monty Python's Flying Circus, original cast of Saturday Night Live

Heroes:

Anybody who does something nice for me as in "You're my hero." I really mean it in the moment.

My Blog

Everyone Gets A Turn

Most of  my very closest friends and family are not on MySpace and don't really even know what it is.  They are dorks who have a life.  This makes choosing my top 8 difficult.  In ...
Posted by Joanie on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:41:00 PST

Such A Glamorous Life

Living the good life is all about style.  Don't you think?  For instance, this morning my daughter was recognized as Student of the Month.  There were about 50 students of the mont...
Posted by Joanie on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:51:00 PST