rudy

a former outcast, i am now the most famous of all reindeers....and all i had to do is suck a little reindeer dick. (don't worry...i was wasted. and i'm NOT gay.) i was actually forced into an early retirement a few years back after a long battle with an incapacitating heroin addiction. you can see me on the corner of pch and marguerite at the annual "christmas walk" this december 5th. ladies...i'm single...and i just got a year's worth of cialis down in mexico. let's see if we can't make this reindeer glow. (know what i mean?)