Heathyr (the Red) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

IF YOU WANT ME AS A FRIEND SEND A F&@&%!* MESSAGE, please!!!! Seriously I most likely won't add you unless you CONTACT me first. I know or like to know who I am speaking with. If your profile is set to private I will NOT honor your friends request. If I do add you it's because I looked at YOUR profile and considered you interesting enough to add.
ALSO PLEASE DON'T SPAM ME!!!
The following is the urban dictionary's definition of spam:
2. spam~
1. Canned meat. Extremely cheap (considering)
2. Unsolicited mail/e-mail sent out in mass quantities. Usually not even addressed by name to the person who receives it.
If you believe you know me and can judge me from looking at my Myspace, you are sorely mistaken. This is the internet and although its a profile and has information about the person called Heathyr do not assume you know me unless we have had face time. Even then five minutes in a club does not constitute a relationship or anything beyond scratching the surface. Be aware that people are who they are and this is JUST Myspace.
Now for the good stuff:
I have been told I am Enigma wrapped in a Conundrum. I actually think I am more of a dichotomy. A typical Gemini I wear many hats and have many personalities. Untypically though, I am not a two faced bitch. I like to play with the big dogs and the bitches, but I don't put up with a lot of crap. Leave it at home and save the drama for your mama. I have a quick and ascerbic wit and am not to be messed with.
I love taking full advantage of life and going out in this town. Live music always grabs my attention and I love rockin out at whatever venue has a decent lineup. Am I a music snob? I don't know yet, but I do like a little of everything. I tend to gravitate towards Rocknroll/goth/industrial/indie/punk/rock/new wave/70-80's/glam rock.
I read books like most people eat junk food. I am pulled towards music and entertaniment and artists. I admire visual arts and love spending time doing things like going the Getty, to fashion shows, to hiking around Lake Hollywood. I model, therefore I am a narcissist to some degree. Why lie? As a model I am easy to work with, even under stressful circumstances (outdoors, studios wih no air). You can find me at either of these links or contact me here for modeling rates or TFP/CD projects.

For examples my One Model Place account go here and you can find me as member #276658, and Model Mayhem account is here or look me up as model #122881.
One of my favorite things in the whole damn world is dancing, and after all these years I've gotten quite good at it. If you are looking for me and can't find me, look on the dance floor, most likely I am there shaking my ass and dancing really hard. I go go dance and you can find me at various venues dancing around town. If I'm at a rock show I'm up front or in the best spot possible. It pays to be tiny.
I used to write for the Rock City News and was a music critic for a year. I also wrote for a internet music PR company but that was short lived. I'm a freelance writer as well. I am a paid and published writer and am not just talking out of my ass when I speak of writing. It's a passion and without it I would go insane. I blog every day on this damn thing so go check my blog here .
I also love to write random bullshit and like to think I am good at it too. I am constantly amused by life, because we are all VERY amusing.
Post Note - If I do not hear from you every once in a while I may delete you. Nothing against you personally, but I do keep in contact with most of my friends on here on a regular basis (how you ask, I write a fucking lot). Just here to meet the intriguing ones. (Bands are excluded unless you are a bigger asshole than even I can stand).
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared- I will rag on you every chance that I get.
5. When you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused- I will use little words and speak slowly.
7. When you are sick- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge to the end. Why, you may ask. Because you are my friend.
Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them is currently not speaking to you.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I need to bring a shovel.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Your Monster Profile
Hungry Dictator
You Feast On: Jack and Coke
You Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men
You Especially Like to Torment: Boys Who Wear Make-up What's Your Monster Name?
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... unique
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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

You are Strength

Courage, strength, fortitude. Power not arrested in the act of judgement, but passing on to further action, sometimes obstinacy.

This is a card of courage and energy. It represents both the Lion's hot, roaring energy, and the Maiden's steadfast will. The innocent Maiden is unafraid, undaunted, and indomitable. In some cards she opens the lion's mouth, in others she shuts it. Either way, she proves that inner strength is more powerful than raw physical strength. That forces can be controlled and used to score a victory is very close to the message of the Chariot, which might be why, in some decks, it is Justice that is card 8 instead of Strength. With strength you can control not only the situation, but yourself. It is a card about anger and impulse management, about creative answers, leadership and maintaining one's personal honor. It can also stand for a steadfast friend.

What Tarot Card are You?
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My Interests

My interests are diverse and I like a little of everything and being involved in lots of projects and staying busy. Museums and classical art are a constant joy for me because I am a very visual person. I enjoy artists such as Reubens, van Dyck, Van Gogh, Alfons Mucha, Maxfield Parrish, Samaras, Salvador Dali (of course), and many, many artists you have never heard of or don't care about from the 16th century onwards. I am not really a fan of the heavy religious art that occured primarily in the 15th century and later again around the 1800's, but some of it can be fascinating and beautiful.

I am always writing like a fool (I blog on here regularly) and constantly working (yes I am a very proud workaholic). I enjoy everything from the craziest clubs and hole in the wall bars to the nicest lounges & restaurants (I am a foodie). Los Angeles is diverse and has much to offer. Never limit yourself. There is too much in life to experience. Never say never, there is always something outside your comfort zone you can benefit from. Learning is key, when I stop learning I get bored. Travel is an addiction, once you start it's hard to stop. Tattoo's are the same way. I love meeting new people and rarely get bored because I am constantly keeping myself diverted.

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Freaky Kisser

When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Other crazy people with creative interests. If you rock, or are not afraid to rock, even if you look like a dork when you do it, you are ok in my book. I am truly a loyal person and will tell you honestly what I think, so don't ask unless you want to know. I suppose I look for similar in friends and lovers. Also I love talking to strangers and friends a like, but if you are here to stalk me, I can't be bothered and most likely won't put up with your crap too kindly (yes it's happened before, thats why I am kind enough to warn you). If you are a friend of mine go ahead and say hi on IM or Yahoo (just ask).

If you consider yourself normal, please don't come near me! Its the normal one's you need to watch out for. Also PLEASE do not take yourself so seriously it's rather sad and pathetic and will only make me laugh at you harder.
I do like literati's, intelligent misnomer's, people from all walks of life who are original in their actions, fetishists, people who wear black with style and not like they just rolled out of bed into it, dead things, revolting and revealing archaic gods and goddess, oddities, freaks, geeks, people who know how to laugh at themselves and the world, and day to day superheroes.
I enjoy an alternative life and lifestyle. I am a romantic dichotomy as well. I am as much a romantic at heart who loves poetry, walks, talking(conversation is a total turn on for me, smart people are a major turn on) and flowers as much as I do messing around with hot wax, scratching, biting and dirty things. Also people walking the fine line of insanity. And remember there is good crazy and bad crazy. Good crazy are the only one's who need apply. I like my men tall enough to climb and my women soft and feminine, though never limit myself to a 'type'. I am not looking to hook up with boys and girls that sorta kinda, sorta, might think they are interested in trying something new, or think I might be a freaky experience they can tell their friends about (not that I'm not a freaky girl). Go to a professional if you are interested in that. I know quite a few I can refer you to.

Music:

I had a long and beautiful list of music here but myspace deleted it. Basically I have a really well rounded like of all sorts of music from goth/industrial to punk to indie as well as classical to funk. No really. Currently obsessed with Zombie Girl, Placebo, Praga Kahn, Cruxshadows, Celldweller, Regenerator, Assemblage 23, VNV Nation, Combichrist, Marilyn Manson, Depeche Mode, Cocteau Twins, She Wants Revenge, Bjork, Rammstein, KISS, AC/DC, Guns N Roses, Aerosmith, T.Rex, The Stones, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, New York Dolls, A whole bunch of 80's one hit wonders like A-Ha and Naked Eyes, Peaches, Shiny Toy Guns, DJ Dimitri from Paris, Electra-Kill, T. Rex, Curtis Mayfield, Al Green, Barry White, NIN, Franz Ferdinand, The Vacation, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Elliot Smith, Faculty-X, Street Drum Corps, Point of Reflection, Wolfsheim, Velvet Underground, The Verve, Beethoven, Gustav Mahler, Mozart, My Evolution, Junkies and Thieves, Mankind is Obsolete, The Beastie Boys and Claude Debussy. Obscure bands I am sure you have never heard of. Lots of local bands that both entice, excite and entrance me(support your local artist dammit!!). Not to mention a million mixed CD's good friends burned for me. I believe you should listen to music from all genres. Don't get stuck in a rut, try a little of everything to broaden your senses.

"Taste in Men"

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Movies:

The Garden State, Lost in Translation, Zoolander, Secretary, Saved!, Dodgeball, Women on the Verge...., Harry Potter movies, The Big Tease, All About My Mother, Williard, Akira, stuff by Miyazake, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Don Juan as a Woman (Bardot), The Pillow Book, Amelie, Donnie Darko, Anything by Wes Anderson, Anything with Owen Wilson (I got a thing for him), Waking Life, Corpse Bride, House of 1,000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, Nightmare before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean, A Midsummer Night's Dream (both versions), Baron Munchausen, The Magic Christian, Modesty Blaise, Wizards, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Philadelphia Story, Harvey, Anything Alfred Hitchcock, anything with Cary Grant, Singing in the Rain, An American in Paris, Brigadoon (I love moldy oldies, I grew up on them) , Dr. Strangelove, LOTR Trilogy (duh), Bubba Ho-Tep, The Evil Dead Series, High Fidelity, Heathers, Mean Girls, Big Lebowski, American Psycho, The Anniversary Party, Pink Flamingo, Pecker, The Big Tease, Mullholland Drive, Lost Highway, Naked Lunch (anything by Lynch I like), City of Lost Children, Donnie Darko, The Princess Bride, Down With Love, Fellini Films, Anchorman, Cry Baby, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka, Obscure Arthouse movies, Foreign Flicks, Velvet Goldmine, Hedwig and the Angry Inch is one of all time fav's!

Television:

Ab Fab, Twin Peaks, Desperate Housewives, CSI (oooo...dead stuff!), Buffy, Angel, CowboyBebop, The Office, My Name is Earl, South Park, Happy Tree Friends, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, America's Next Top Whore (Model), Veronica Mars, Crossing Jordan, LOST, some reality shit I shouldn't watch and good stuff like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition cause it makes cry like a girly girl. There's always room for cartoons, but they suck more now than when I was a kid. Whatever amuses me at the time. Weird shit you've never heard of. Most of the stuff I like is on DVD and generally not from this country. I don't have cable for a reason. Either there is too much good stuff to waste your time, or 126 channels of shit. I prefer selective viewing. I appreciate a dry, dark and bizarre sense of humor but was raised on slapstick, so humor is a favorite.

Books:

Letters to a Young Poet, House of Leaves, Porno, Glue, Malibu Stork Nightmares, Filth, Trainspotting (the book dammit!)-Irvine Welsh, This is Your Life - John O' Farrell, Clive Barkers works such as Imajica & Weaveworld, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them-Al Franken, Sophies World-Jostein Gaardner, The Superior Persons Book of Words, Hunter S. Thompsons works, works by Chuck Klosterman, anything by Carl Hiasen, Hannibal-Thomas Harris, Johathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Classic Poets, most anything by Umberto Eco, anything that takes time to wrap your brain around, and a whole bunch of pulpy murder mysteries. Fact is I am a literary whore. Suggest a book and I have either read it, am reading it or will read it. I usually have about three to five books bedside so I can read according to my mood. What can I say, I had a crazy childhood and buried myself in books. Kids are mean and books are lovely. Its paid off and I am constatly enthralled with/and immersed in books. **On a personal note I would really appreciate if you keep your love of Dan Brown the hell away from me. I find his writing trite and superficial without content. I am glad he appeals to the masses but not I. I think he's crap.

Heroes:

That lady who runs 10 miles a day around Lake Hollywood WHILE reading a script EVERY DAY.

Artists and Musicians in every genre around the world.

Lovers and passionate people who aren't afraid of being uncool and don't mind standing on their own two feet just as they are.

"I believe in the incomprehensibility of God." -- HonorÃ© de Balzac (1799-1850)

My Blog

Detoxification

After a week of drinking, carousing and general bad habits I give in. I am detoxing for the first time this year and it feels&.amazing. Last year was brutal. No matter how many times I say it nothing...
Posted by Heathyr (the Red) on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:51:00 PST

Vicious Longing

A knight in shining armor awaits me far away. One with hands that caress so deep. One that pulls and tugs at my soul with ferocity all his own. Kiss my so that your tongue caress' my soul unfathomable...
Posted by Heathyr (the Red) on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST

Galaxy of mystery

Hold me now as I question myself. Let me know you exist and that you feel for something more. I know what I dream of. A cauldron full of starlight. Cosmically torn by things I can't see. I wait impati...
Posted by Heathyr (the Red) on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST

The Waiting....

The waiting is killing me. I sit here waking up with my morning coffee just climbing the walls mentally as I wait for things to happen. It's somewhat akin to getting my wisdom teeth pulled but then at...
Posted by Heathyr (the Red) on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST

Temptuous Battle

Make me slide against a wall. Questions trap my brain. Are you hither, am I yon? Delish taste left on my tongue. A reach, just out of reach. Impending lust against all odds. Take what's but not more...
Posted by Heathyr (the Red) on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:01:00 PST

Productivity

Things are moving along swimmingly. Although I know join the unemployed ranks once more I have good things coming ahead. I am booked for a photo shoot every weekend this month. A constant flow of oppo...
Posted by Heathyr (the Red) on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:28:00 PST

Foolish Elation

Elation, sensation. An overcoming ecstasy with your ever twisting tongue. Self contemplation as I let go of a river of non-sensual uncomfortable in your insatiable ear. Lick my words from my mouth. ...
Posted by Heathyr (the Red) on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST

Missing Stranger

A wistful passing in my eyes. Tall, dark and missing an incandescent dream. I wear my heart on my sleeve, letting strangers and passerby's do alarming things. Molested, used and slightly tickled by s...
Posted by Heathyr (the Red) on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:15:00 PST

Seeing clearly blind

Today I had to quit my job. Oh trust me I was thinking of a million ways I could 'make' this work, despite the abuse, the missing pay, the disrespect, the stress. Sometimes though when things go bad y...
Posted by Heathyr (the Red) on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:38:00 PST

Stolem Kiss by a Dark Angel

Trace my body with your fingers. A breath caressing. Dripping ambrosia. Secret shivers. A finger that traces an outline burning deep. Complete submission. I lose myself in your touch. A moment...
Posted by Heathyr (the Red) on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:00:00 PST