>.navigationBar{display:none;}Name:DANE BOWLING
Age:26
Location:LOS ANGELES, CA
Orientation:STRAIGHT
Height:5'7"
Occupation:UNIMPORTANT
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LIKES: autobiographies, cats, recording, dvd, sociophilosophy, bright females, multiple orgasms, devolutionist theory, Arnold movies, good hair days, girls who fart, comics, Star Trek, health food, racy comedians, go-getters, World's Fair technology, cougars (the urban definition), Mall Tycoon, pornolize.com, Vitamin Water, House Of Cosbys, talking really dirty, platinum blonde straight hair
DISLIKES: This list used to run on for quite some time, so let's just leave it at BAD GRAMMAR AND SPELLING!!!! If you seriously do not know the difference between "your" and "you're", expect the internet equivalent to a veritable "What the fuck!?!? Why can't anyone get this right!?!?!?" moment from me. It's really not hard, and a caveman could do it (instantly reminding me of those commercials). Essentially, the contraction of you + are = "you're". For instance: "You're reading this profile." Now if it was possessive, the sentence would go: "This is not your profile." See a difference? Don't make yourself look like an idiot. I still have an ounce of faith in humanity. Sure, it won't be a Trek-like utopia, but at least we can learn proper usage and forms of something so simple...
OH AND ALSO, please don't call me any of these names:
boy
kid
buddy
dude
silly (i am ALWAYS serious and do not joke around, unless completely obvious)
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Kara's Flowers, The Stereo, Let Go (Jamie Woolford), Puffy Amiyumi, The Knack, Silver Sun, ABBA, Hello Stranger/Vagenius, Space, Katie goes to Tokyo, DEVO, Harvey Danger, Neil Sedaka, early Beatles, Gary Lewis and the Playboys, Steadman, Blur, SR-71, Owsley, Hall & Oates, PULP, Ramones, Prozzak, ELO, Oasis, Superdrag, Fastball, Second Saturday, Prince, Flick, Morrissey, Copperpot, Jason Falkner, Oingo Boingo, Cooler Kids, Linus Of Hollywood, Garbage, Caviar, Wheatus, Phantom Planet (the pre-Epic albums), The Seahorses, Mansun, Bernard Butler, Space Monkeys, Bobby Vee, The Click Five, Kula Shaker, etc.
all John Carpenter movies, Stephen King movies (Darabont and Reiner can really do no wrong... other directors' adaptations are hit and miss), Fantastic Four (2005), Kung Pow! Enter the Fist, That Thing You Do!, Casablanca, Fanboys, The Wood, Cabin Fever, Out Cold, Bad Santa, The Punisher (2004), Supersize Me, Batman (1989), John Waters films, Blankman, From Dusk Till Dawn, The entire Star Wars saga (though Episode I can only be tolerable in sporadic doses), Melvin Goes To Dinner, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Oscar, Ed Wood, Troll 2, House Party, Clifford, V For Vendetta, Tapeheads, Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny, Wet Hot American Summer (with extra farts, of course)
What's Happening!!, The State, Stella, The Prisoner, Deadwood, Smallville, Undergrads, Firefly, The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, My Name Is Earl, Batman TAS, all Star Trek, The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, Doug, The Flash, Freaks And Geeks, Captain Power And The Soldiers Of The Future, MST3K, Nip/Tuck, Arrested Development, Beavis And Butt-Head, Sherlock Holmes (1954)
autobiographies; my faves being by Bob Greene, Kevin Murphy, Bob Zmuda, William Shatner, Lloyd Kaufman, Jamie Kennedy, John Waters
the complete works of Stephen King
i'm also a graphic novel nut... my faves:
Preacher, Punisher, and any Garth Ennis/Steve Dillon
Y: The Last Man, Runaways, and any Brian K. Vaughan
any Jeph Loeb/Tim Sale
anything by Robert Kirkman
any Batman stories focusing on the detective side of his persona... preferrably ones that do not feature any assistance from Robin or Oracle
etc etc
my dad, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robert Evans, Kit Fisto