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Santa

Oh really, your two front teeth?

About Me

Portly, jolly, benevolant, freezing cold, giving. I like to give toys to all the boys and girls (Jews included... JC was an amazing man). I welcome all and I am willing to spread the gift of Holiday Cheer to all people..r{}

My Interests

December 25, carpentry, elves, reindeers, red, white, my facial hair. candy canes, holly, mistletoe, eggnog, Craigslist, ebay, snow.

I'd like to meet:

Naughty or nice people. If you're naughty, expect some coal. If you've been a good little girl or boy, expect some nice surprises.

Music:

Manheim Steamroller, Kenny G Christmas Album

Movies:

It's a Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, Titanic....

Television:

Extreme Home Makeover, Price is Right, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Any "Christmas themed episode" of the top Sitcoms

Books:

The Annotated Christmas Carol

Heroes:

The Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Saint Patrick, Mr. Valentine, Elvis

My Blog

Silver Bells 2007

Only a few hours left to be good! HO HO HO!!! Post your Christmas lists so I can get a head start!!!
Posted by Santa on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:12:00 PST

Silver Bells 2006

HO HO HO!!!  Hello Children... You know the deal!  Post your Christmas Wishes!
Posted by Santa on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

Silver Bells 2005

Just a few days left! Go ahead and post your Christmas list so I can get a head start on the presents.
Posted by Santa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST