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Hurtz Donut

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About Me

I have become the ultimate skin care-ist. You want a facial? Sweet, call me. You want a lip, leg or eyebrow waxing? I'm your girl. Butthole waxing? Call Jennifer McCluer! When I was a kid, I would pretend that I was mermaid named Princess Kiwi. I worked very hard on it's authenticity. Mimicing the sounds of dolphins (cuz that's how mermaids talk, right?) and flipping with my feet together as if it were a fin. I was on a kickball team called "Balls Deep" but the season has come to an end and we placed 5th. I'm a big fan of Rollar Derby too. I would join but I'm a wuss.

My Interests

Complaining about work and the lack there of it. Preaching to the choir and not following through the motions. Talking to hear myself. Dealing with losers and my loser self. Also trying to accomplish the armpit fart. laughing at people falling, using words like "Buttlord" and "Duder", pretending my bike is a magical steed and I am it's princess master. Wait, what?, tasting the Rainbow (suprisingly, it tastes like stale silyva), Getting shitty at a winery and acting like I know what they are talking about, painting stick figures, cracking really lame jokes, creating a small scenario into a gigantiod situation that requires full consentration, creative spelling, traveling with Geoff, living with Geoff and the madcap crazy adventures that will arrise. I was trying to do this whole excersize thing. My trainer was some baldy boy with a "bad attitude." I think I'll buy him a bad boys sticker and slip it to him. Then we'll do squats. I also like my own photography.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who thinks this isn't adorable.

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Music:

My Favorites are Pulp, Radiohead and Subhumans. Following up is Ladytron, Badly Drawn Boy, Lynard Skynard, Van Halen (not Van Haagar), Metallica, AC/DC, Modest Mouse, Sonic Youth, The Styx, Groove Armada, Unkle, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Louie XIV, Velvet Underground, Granddaddy, Roxy Music, Prince, the Beatles, Al Green, Journey, The Black Keys, The Decendents, Air and a lil' G N'R. If you gotta sleezy sound, I wanna make out to it.

Movies:

Wizard of Oz, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Airplane, Orgazmo, Cannibal! The Musical, Napolean Dynamite, Spaceballs, Dancersizes with Wolves, and Anchorman.

Television:

Well, we all know how I love my reality TV.

Books:

I love gossip magazines.

Heroes:

the boys in my life with the winestained teeth..

My Blog

Cayman Island Wedding Trip photos!

Totally not in any order but oh well..enjoy!share.shutterfly.com/action/welcome?sid=0BZt2LNq yaMXPA
Posted by Hurtz Donut on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:30:00 PST

We are finished.

My father and I are no longer on good terms.As I am sure you are quite aware of our tumultuous relationship we have had throughout the years. It feels as though it was my unfaltering duty to try and k...
Posted by Hurtz Donut on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:17:00 PST

Filled with uncertainty

I have been helping Geoff out by watching his sister's house in Laguna this week and into the next. I love it here. The house sits on the hill and overlooks the ocean. I sit and stare whilst drinking ...
Posted by Hurtz Donut on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:18:00 PST

My first day of school..kinda

Today, I had my orientation at James Albert School. The orientation was long. And only because the lady who was leading it was from like Egypt or some other Arabian country and there was a difficult ...
Posted by Hurtz Donut on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:23:00 PST

Explanation of the Choco milk bed

A few weeks ago, Geoff and I went to Portland to visit my brother and my peeps. We were planning on staying with my brother but that didnt work out. We decided to stay at the first (cheap) hotel that ...
Posted by Hurtz Donut on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:19:00 PST

My father and I's relationship has taken a turn for worse

As some as you may or may not know, my younger sister is getting married in a few months and she has asked me (I dunno, maybe I forced myself into the roll) to be a bridesmaid. Lately, Lindsay and I h...
Posted by Hurtz Donut on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

DIARY of A DRUNK GIRL

So I'm here in Portland and I am really glad that there is no one from down south that can remind me of how drunk I was the other night. It's wonderful, in fact. The other night was probably the worst...
Posted by Hurtz Donut on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST

Lola will save the planet-opening one sliding glass door at time

Brian is moving out this weekend and at his request, we had put Lola outside during the day so as not to bite his face off (for some reason, she has it in for him). When we got home, Carol said that s...
Posted by Hurtz Donut on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST

What a waste of thought power

1.YOUR REAL NAME? Elizabeth 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle) Elizizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Brown Pegacorn 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (mi...
Posted by Hurtz Donut on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:57:00 PST

Grey hairs and losing weight.

So I found a grey hair today while brushing my teeth * Le sigh.Am I getting old? Also, I am trying desperately hard to lose weight and look better than my sister, the bride, at her wedding. I'm workin...
Posted by Hurtz Donut on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST