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Alley Bones

my days of wreckless fun are numbered

About Me

Make sure they play my theme song I guess daisies will have to do Just get me to New Orleans And paint shadows on the pews Turn the spit on that pig Kick the drum and let me down Put my clarinet beneath your bed Till I get back in town

My Interests

Records, Condoms, Text Messages

I'd like to meet:

"you'll don't wanna do that. i'm 5 foot 6 , 132 lbs, old and onery. i can scare the hell out of the average 3rd grader. or smallish women (ie my size or less) who i have no problem with shoving back if they lay the first hand (in a woofing match). REAL WORLD house rules, people you TOUCH ME FIRST, you're kicked outta the house! gone, pal! yeah so don't fuck with us. we could give a shit when people say "your band sucks buddy" (multiply that times 15,000,000 and you're in Motley Crue) but get the KEY FACTS WILLFULLY IGNORANTLY WRONG and you've poked the wrong stick at the wrong dog. "

Music:

Despite all the amputation you could dance to a rock 'n' roll station

Books:

Support writers- Eat Books

Heroes:

just for one day.