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Poe

Rumor has it I'm quite brilliant, but of course--I started that rumor.

About Me

I have so much self loathing I fake it when I masturbate.

My Interests

Avoiding situations where committing suicide would be easier than not.

I'd like to meet:

Me, I came close once, but I was on the escalator going up as I was coming down.

Music:

Music is good.

Movies:

I think that the movie rating system should be changed.This film does not contain Ernest Borgnineor This film contains Ernest Borgnine

Television:

This film has been formatted to fit your television screen. How do they know how big my television is?

Books:

Are Delicious

Heroes:

Groucho Marx, Edward Gorey, the person that created Hoegaarden, Mon-ty Py-thon, The Big Yin, Eddie Izzard, Deborah Harry, The Coen Brothers, Elvis Presley, David Bowie, David Sedaris and Jon Stewart....

My Blog

Whassup Tiger Lily?

One of the funnier lines from Woody Allen's dubbed Japanese movie What's Up Tiger Lily. "Back off! My secret spy camera has taken pictures of you all through your clothes. Unless you release me, yo...
Posted by Poe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's The End of The world As We Know It..........

That's great it starts with an earthquake, birds snakes and aeroplanes... I've decided to try and learn the words to the classicly incomprehensible REM song. Someday I plan on performing this song i...
Posted by Poe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST