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Tommy Chiffon

...and that's the gist!

About Me

I am Tommy Chiffon

My Interests

My jackets, rubber chickens, snappy comebacks, 1911-A1 .45's, and The Beautiful Downtown Beauties...

I'd like to meet:

Ricki Dunn "America's Funniest Pickpocket", Don Rickles, Bob Newhart, Bob Saget, and Paul Lynde...

Television:

Hullabaloo, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, The Smothers Brothers, The Don Rickles Show, Hollywood Squares.

Books:

Please read "The Boomer Bible"

Heroes:

Doc Severinson and Paul Lynde

My Blog

YOU FING ROCKIES!!!

SUCK IT, HOLLIDAY! YOU NEVER EVEN TOUCHED HOME PLATE! MVP, MY ASS. ENJOY THE FACE PLANT! PADRES SHOULD OF HAD IT. SO CLOSE... ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! DAMN... It was a great game though. UNTIL THE LAST CAL...
Posted by Tommy Chiffon on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:25:00 PST

They got away with that shit?

I'm just sayin'... 4,800 golf balls? They got away with it? Try stealing 150 of them things in San Diego... See what it gets ya'... ...and that's the gist! Tommy Thieves truck off 4,800 golf ball...
Posted by Tommy Chiffon on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:17:00 PST

People that go "WOOOOHHHH!!!"

People that go "WOOOOOO!!!" at a concert, bar, wherever. Ruin live recordings of bands. Recordings of comedians. Fucking, jerk faces. Live studio audiences, "WOOOOOOOING" at stupid sitcom tapings when...
Posted by Tommy Chiffon on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:35:00 PST

Nothing's Gonna Change My Clothes

All the people are so happy now, their heads are caving inI'm glad they are a snowman with protective rubber skinBut every little thing's a domino that falls on different dotsAnd crashes into everythi...
Posted by Tommy Chiffon on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:13:00 PST

Josey Wales

"Iff'n I told ye that a lodge... a house was burnin' down, ye'd say thet was bad. Iff'n I told ye it was yore home thet was burnin'...and ye loved thet home, and them thet was in it, ye'd crawl... if...
Posted by Tommy Chiffon on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:25:00 PST

The Rocky Fellers

I picked up this ditty today at Saturn records in Oakland. Holy crap! The Hawaiian Menudo! Dig this thing! I'm pretty excited about it. I got it home and checked it out. They sound just like...
Posted by Tommy Chiffon on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:53:00 PST

If loving Supertramp...

If loving Supertramp is wrong, I don't want to be right...   ...and that's the gist!
Posted by Tommy Chiffon on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:08:00 PST

sometimes...

when i see folks on tv, or hanging out at different places, and they're being fuck-wads and what not, i look at my lady and i feel better. i dig that...
Posted by Tommy Chiffon on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:41:00 PST

Mother F'ing Janes Addiction

i dig this band... If you see my dad Tell him my brothers All gone mad They're beating on each other I walked around Even tried to call Got that funny feeling He's not there At all... ...
Posted by Tommy Chiffon on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 12:19:00 PST

coffee

coffee. i like the cut of your jib. hot, caustic i miss you when you're not around. if i were not so afraid of needles, i'd surely inject you. in my arm. my neck. or between my toes, like the addicts ...
Posted by Tommy Chiffon on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 07:42:00 PST