Galaxie Gal

Popeye said it BEST. . . . . "I AM WHAT I AM". . . . . In my case, I'm a SUPREME GEEK. I am the perfect entre'act, yet a social entropy. I'm not ready to lay my armor down, so don't ask me.
I'm a nerd. I won't sugar-coat it. I read constantly. I watch the History Channel. I play upright bass and cello and lately, I've been spending a good portion of my time in libraries. Reading is good. I have a strange attraction to hearts and have been quite obsessed with them for years. All of my tattoos are hearts. I turn my hair into a heart pompador sometimes and dye it pink for fun. I look best in heart tones. If I could frame it (my heart) and put it on a wall, I probably would. I make cupcakes in shapes of hearts and take them to work for co-workers. I realize that this is not normal.
Two guys walk into a diner. Perusing the menu, they both decide on their orders and hail the waitress over. "What can I get you, Hun?" the waitress asks the 1st fellow. "I'll have a burger, medium rare with swiss cheese and mushrooms and a basket of fries". "Sure thing, Toots" the waitress replies. She then turns to the other chap sitting at the table and proceeds to ask him what he'd like to eat. The chap looks her squarely in the eye and says, "I'll have a quickie!" She THEN proceeds to slap him in the face and walk away. Flabbergasted, he turns to his friend who is laughing his ass off across from him and asks, "What did I say?" His friend looks at him and sputters between hysterics, "Dude! That's pronounced 'QUICHE'!"