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D E E Z Y

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10 Commandments of the D ... by Tenacious D (the band)
1. Never stop rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. Fuck her gently.
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

I am...outgoing, realistic, loud, funny, bitchy, rude, blunt, intelligent, caring, thoughtful, romantic, creative, resourceful, critical, lively, entertaining, curious, fun-loving, savvy, practical, vivacious, extremely independent, witty, vain, reckless, analytical, methodical, hardworking, discriminating, tasteful, motivated, sarcastic...I can also be pretty insensitive. My last ex told me that I'm "the most unemotional female" he's ever known. Whatever. You would think the guy would appreciate the relatively lower level of drama, right? I mean, what, a guy who actually wants an emotional chick? Whatever! I'm high-strung but laid-back, and loud but mellow. Results of the last personality test I took: "You probably live in your own little world and studiously avoid having to search for your own identity. At times you may feel that you are not loved, and being in your imaginary world is your way of coping with this. You get moody easily. You are friendly, candid and helpful, and members of the opposite sex find you sexy. You are protective of your friends, honest, hard working and like to be the person in charge. You are a frank, assertive and sometimes flamboyant person. You are friendly and want to be accepted by everybody, although you work hard at leading people to believe that you dont care what others think. You like to have fun, to be free, and to live a comfortable lifestyle. You are a person who loves simplicity and is sincere and extremely open. You are pleasant to be with, easygoing and almost always in a good mood. You neither want to control nor be under someone else's control. You are serious, capable, and at times vain. You know what you want out of life, and you go after it. You are a clever and adventurous person, you love to learn new things, and enjoy socializing with friends. And although you enjoy your freedom, you cherish peacefulness and like to spend time alone with your thoughts." That's about enough said...
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My Interests



This is my FAVORITE boy, Justin Troy:


I like:

cooking dinner
animals
reality TV
dollar stores
people who like to read
people who like me
drinking games
free makeup samples
swing dancing
mediterranean food
green lights
easy open packaging
double stick tape
going commando
green vegetables
Shel Silverstein books
vacations
blackjack
music Ive never heard before
girls with short hair
guys with long hair
arguing when I know Im right
cashiers who forget to charge me for things
getting dressed up
cheap gas
couples who have been married a really long time
anything purple
my new cat Beanie
karaoke
the feeling after you throw up when you get the spins

I dont like:

fake smiles
ignorance
guys who call too much
snowboarding injuries
shitty customer service
generic Vicodin
bars that dont have Jagermeister
flakes
guys who only call for sex
girls who wont give up sex
the Raiders
humid weather
drug dealers who are out of drugs
country music
Marilyn Manson
wetbacks
paying cover at Habanos
people who delete MySpace comments
slow computers
rules
paper checks vs. direct deposit
expensive ass daycare
the feeling right before you throw up when you get the spins

You Are A Weeping Willow Tree
You are a dreamer, and you're into almost any kind of escapism.
Restless and capricious, you love to travel to exotic places.
You are easily influenced by others, as long as they don't pressure you.
You tend to suffer in love until you find that one loyal, steadfast partner.
An empathetic friend, you love to make others smile and laugh. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

You Were Very Naughty This Year!
Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!) Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

Your Personality Cluster is Extraverted Intuition
You are:

A true wordsmith - a master of words
Original, spontaneous, and a true inspiration
Highly energetic, up for any challenge
Entertaining and engaging, both to friends and strangers What's Your Personality Cluster?

You Are Wonder Woman
A true goddess, you have the strength and skills to rule the world.
You're one sexy amazon... all of the superhero guys are fighting over you! What Superhero Are You?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence
Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes.
You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time.
You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it.
Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds.

You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

HAHAHA, GO FIGURE...
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.

You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.

Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Your Power Color Is Orange
You live in the fast lane. You love action, risk, and competition.
You're spontaneous, enthusiastic, and persuasive.
But you're also easily bored - and love to rebel against structures.
You resent rules ... as well as people's attempts to control you! What's Your Power Color?

You Are a Dirty Martini
You are a sexy, sometimes belligerent, over the top drunk.
You tend to get in a lot of trouble. When you drink, there are no rules.

You should never: Drink in the company of strangers. Seriously.

Your ideal party: Is so good you black out in the middle of it.

Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Margarita Martini personality.

Your drinking rivals: Those with an Orange Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?

You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?

You Are a Bright Star Soul
Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of attention
In fact, you often feel a bit hurt when all eyes aren't on you
You need to be number one in everything, no matter how trivial
And it's this ego that both hurts your confidence and helps you acheive

You're dramatic and a powerhouse of pure energy
You posess a divine quality or uniqueness that's hard to define
A natural performer, it's likely you'll become famous in some circles.
Just learn not to take everyone's reaction to you so personally!

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul and Prophet Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

You Are 48% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is highly likely that you feel most comfortable being the center of attention.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

I'd like to meet:

One of the coolest pieces of mail I've ever received in my life...

Also, this bitch right here...sexy!

Music:



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Movies:

It's A Wonderful Life, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, From Dusk Til Dawn, Natural Born Killers, Dazed and Confused, Swingers, Cry-Baby, Pecker, Empire Records, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Office Space, William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, Tommy Boy, Deuce Bigelow, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Along Came Polly, Go, The Professional, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Suburbia, The Rocketeer, Good Will Hunting, Heat, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Reservoir Dogs, Edward Scissorhands, That Thing You Do, Dutch, Blow, Sleepy Hollow, Benny & Joon, Cape Fear, Mixed Nuts, Casino, The Other Sister, Starsky & Hutch, The Patriot, Blade, The Fifth Element, Half Baked, 40 Days & 40 Nights, Napoleon Dynamite, Face/Off, American Pies, The Goonies, Project X, Tombstone, What About Bob?, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Raising Arizona, Trainspotting, Beetlejuice, Can't Hardly Wait, Aliens, Almost Famous, American History X, Boyz in the Hood, Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Friday, Next Friday, Kids, Frequency, Interview with a Vampire, Mad Love, Lucas, Goodfellas, Untouchables, Parenthood, Point Break, Reality Bites, Fight Club, American Psycho, Heartbreakers, Batman, Cool World, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Four Rooms, Devil's Advocate...again, I know there's more but I can't dig any deeper than the very top of my head at the moment. I'll get back to this later.

Television:

Saturday Night Live, Chapelle's Show, Las Vegas, Surreal Life, Daria, Wonder Years, Saved By The Bell, Pee Wee's Playhouse (aw yeah), My So-Called Life, Cops, Real TV, Trauma: Life in the ER, The Price is Right, Supermarket Sweep (don't hate), Meet The Barkers, Jackass, E! True Hollywood Stories, I Love the 80's, Behind the Music, and any TV show or special that shows plastic surgery in all of its gory detail. I don't know why.

Books:

Okay, so...I learned how to read when I was three years old. Most of my favorite books are the books I learned to read with. What can I say, I'm a kid at heart, and these books are classics that made lasting impressions on me for life. At least I still like to read! Where The Wild Things Are, all of The Chronicles of Narnia, every single Dr. Seuss book, Alice In Wonderland (the original, Alice Through The Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll), Goodnight Moon, Berenstein Bears, all the Barbar (King of Elephants) books, and *anything* by Shel Silverstein: The Giving Tree, A Light In The Attic, Where The Sidewalk Is, The Missing Piece, The Missing Piece Meets The Big O, anything! The man was a literary genius! Now that I'm all grown up now though, most often I enjoy reading the newspaper or magazines (thank you, short attention span), but I *love* Ray Bradbury (his short stories are the shit) and Poppy Z. Brite (erotic vampire horror...very hot). I also used to be a big fan of the whole "He's Just Not That Into You" book movement, but lately I've been finding that theory is somewhat bogus. Guys are on to that game by now, and they've wised up to it ladies...if you're not feeling me, let's chat. Recommend a good book to me!

Heroes:

NIKKI!!!

My Blog

Photo Album: New Years 2007

North Lake Tahoe en route to Northstar...so pretty! So ready to ride... This is what happens when all you drink is red wine all night...purple teeth! hahahaha...
Posted by [hellarude] on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

Photo Album: Christmas 2007

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Posted by [hellarude] on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

Photo Album: Unofficial Staff Party

And these are just the pictures MySpace will allow us to post...HA!...
Posted by [hellarude] on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:44:00 PST

Photo Album: Jackie's Birthday

12-19-06, dinner at Wassabi's!!!...
Posted by [hellarude] on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

My Photo Album

To save room on my main page, I have created this photo album blog and will update it regularly with pictures from all of our famous nights of debauchery! Loves...D    ..301/missdoo...
Posted by [hellarude] on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:54:00 PST

Five Variable Love Profile...hmmm

Your Five Variable Love Profilehttp://images.blogthings.com/thefivevariablelovetest/ love.jpg" height="100" width="100">Propensity for Monogamy:Your propensity for monogamy is medium.In general, you pr...
Posted by [hellarude] on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:50:00 PST

What I already knew...but did you?

My Advanced Global Personality Test Results...I scored highest in Extroversion, Vanity, and Sexuality...hmmm. Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90TD> Stability |||||||||||| 46TD> Orderliness...
Posted by [hellarude] on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:54:00 PST

Five Factor Personality Profile

***My Five Factor Personality Profile*** Extroversion: You have high extroversion.You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into...
Posted by [hellarude] on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:44:00 PST

already got me

Its a question I cant answer Theyre the words I just cant say While we spin ourselves in circles While we waste away the days   Its a feeling I cant capture Like a firefly In the dark I can...
Posted by [hellarude] on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:02:00 PST

What Is To Become (Permanent Vacation)

what is to become of this indecision like an overworked muscle it aches nagging for my attention like a middle child like a hungry kitten at my feet   dare I try to step around it   one way ...
Posted by [hellarude] on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 10:10:00 PST