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the Agnostic Anarch

The Agnostic Anarch

About Me



In the words of the great Peter Steele, "Jesus Christ looks like me." Well, except that he would have to have really existed to look like anyone, much less look like me. And if he did exist... he would have actually looked more like Osama bin Ladin than anything like me. No, he wouldn't have been black in the African-American sense of the word, but he would have been a dark-skinned, dark kinky-haired dude with really bad teeth and really bad body odor. But Jesus doesn't stink. You have to exist to stink.

But fortunately for the fans of anti-Christian humor, I look very much like the standard Southern Baptist/Catholic version of Jesus. You know that long-haired, hippy Jesus everyone loves... even if they have no idea what he supposedly preached when he was supposedly alive about 2K years ago.

My Interests

Destroying religion is my main goal

Destroying government would be a nice secondary goal...

Oh, and freeing people imprisoned because of Satanic Panic and other stereotypical stupid Christian mistakes!

I'd like to meet:

Like-minded atheists, agnostics and anti-Christians!

I'd love to meet:
Sam Harris
Arthur C. Clarke
Terry Pratchett
Ron Reagan (Jr?)
Larry Flynt
George Carlin
Jamie Hyneman
Penn Jillette (and Teller, of course!)
Joss Whedon
Richard Dawkins
Jonathan Miller

I would love to have met:
Douglas Adams
Isaac Asimov
Ambrose Bierce
Ayn Rand
Andrew Carnegie
Karl Marx
Jean Meslier
Friedrich Nietzsche
Bertrand Russell
Marie Curie
Sigmund Freud
Claude Shannon

Don't recognize one of these names? Do a fucking Google search .

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.
Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta, the founder of Buddhism, 563-483 B.C.

Music:

Nine Inch Nails and Depeche Mode are my top two...

also...
Apocalyptica
Beastie Boys
The Bloodhound Gang
Blue Man Group
Bush
Chemical Brothers
Concrete Blonde
The Cranberries
The Crystal Method
The Cure
Daft Punk
Duran Duran
Enigma
Enya
Erasure
Faith No More
Filter
Front 242
Genesis
Godsmack
HIM
Ice Cube
Ice T
Incubus
Jane's Addiction
Jesus Jones
KORN
Led Zeppelin
Linkin Park
Live
Lords of Acid
Loreena McKennitt
Marilyn Manson
MC 900 Ft Jesus
MC Frontalot
MC Serch
Ministry
Morissey
Nickelcreek
No Doubt
Ozzy Ozbourne
P.M. Dawn
Peter Gabriel
Phil Collins (early solo career stuff)
Pink Floyd
Placebo
The Police
Powerman 5000
The Prodigy
Rage against the Machine
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rob Zombie
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Smart E's
The Smiths
Sum 41
Type O Negative
VAST
Voltaire
Weird Al
White Zombie

Movies:

Stephen Lynch - Priest



Stephen Lynch sings his song about a priest in love.

Television:

I don't watch television. There isn't anything worth watching anymore.
Previously -
Buffy

Twilight Zone
Gargoyles

Books:


Heroes:

The North Texas Church of Freethought

My Blog

New NIN single!

For those that haven't been keeping up, Trent has turned NIN into one of maybe two or three real modern bands. Two albums ago was a free download. The last album was a purchasable download. And today ...
Posted by the Agnostic Anarch on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:31:00 PST

Those aren’t muskets!

While I was doin' my mornin' perusin'I happened upon this here rhyme.If you're geek like meand you liked TNGI'm sure you'll wanna give it some time!That was awful. . .And so is this!! Shake t...
Posted by the Agnostic Anarch on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:23:00 PST

Sports spam

As most of you know, the Agnostic Anarch is not a fan of sports. Although I do like to use sports fan analogies to prove that supposed Christians are not real Christians. I may tell y'all all about th...
Posted by the Agnostic Anarch on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:01:00 PST

Day of the Dead!

An animation project by artist Ritxi Ostáriz based on the Mexican Day of the Dead. Original music by Voltaire. Link to project site. Link to artist's site. Voltaire is on my top friends list,...
Posted by the Agnostic Anarch on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:40:00 PST

Fearfully and Wonderfully Made!

Okay, this is going to be difficult... but I urge you to at least watch and listen until about a minute and twenty seconds in. After that, feel free to kill it. (You'll probably wish you could kill mo...
Posted by the Agnostic Anarch on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:28:00 PST

I see blood on the hands of the "master race"

Christians murdered Indians. (borrowed from the profile of Jon)~AA...
Posted by the Agnostic Anarch on Thu, 22 May 2008 12:27:00 PST

Listen up, all you hood rats, white trash, and mexi-can’ts!

Are - ee - aye - dee - aye - bee - oh - okay! ~AA...
Posted by the Agnostic Anarch on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:08:00 PST

He DIED . . . so you could get PRESENTS!!!

Sometimes Christians do some shit that is just so funny you don't even have to make fun of it. You can just watch... in awe.... of the sheer stupidity that is Christianity. You have to say......
Posted by the Agnostic Anarch on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:50:00 PST

Lies.

I hate being manipulated.People that know me know that being manipulated is my second biggest pet peeve, and it is the one thing that will get you put on my permanent shit list faster than anything......
Posted by the Agnostic Anarch on Wed, 21 May 2008 01:44:00 PST

That’s IT! I’m off of MySpace.

I can log off and go do stuff in Real Life (tm). . . Now I'm going to go draw some stuff and work on writing a few web comics with zombies and such. ~AAPS Don't worry. . . I'll be back in a f...
Posted by the Agnostic Anarch on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:23:00 PST