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Foamy

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About Me

*The first and original Foamy myspace account!*
I'm a squirrel. All I have to do is collect nuts, and the occasional bagel. I am a Foaminian Cult Leader and I have my own fucking website that is ALL ABOUT ME. My human is Germaine. I hate morons who complain about every fucking thing in their life and do nothing about it. I also hate people who ask for your advice and don't take it, and those stupid mother fuckers, who won't shut up their crying babies in my favorite diners. Ya know what else that pisses me off ?! Foreign fucking language warnings on my coffee cups! If your in America, speak... fucking... english!
http://www.illwillpress.com
The creator of Foamy's myspace account has no affiliation with illwillpress.com, but is mearly a Foamy fan.
About the creator of Foamy's myspace account
I'm from central Pennsylvania. I created this account because Foamy totally KICKS ASS and tells it like it is. I wish more people were like that, but most are afraid to hear the truth. This account was the first and original Foamy account. Others are just posers! If you have never heard of Foamy, visit the website above. Be aware that his video's are rather violent with much needed bad language (ok, thats my opinion). So, parental discrection is advised. I am not the creator of Foamy, just his myspace account. Do not send me messages for autographs, radio skits, etc. If you want these, go to the website above, and e-mail them. And don't ask to be in the top 8 friends list. These accounts are here in the order they were added. Except for Dane Cook, because he's the best all time comedian in the fucking world, and if you think otherwise, sit and rotate. If your not in the top 8, crawl in a corner, and die. The top 8 are better than you, deal with it.
Have a nice fuckin day, and remember, brake for squirrels.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Non-morons capable of spreading the word of foamy via handing out my cult cards. If your anti-social, stay the hell away. If your a pill popper, I will stab you in the eye with a hot french fry, you freak.

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