ProZach

I'm a young and highly naive college dropout who works at UPS. I love movies (I'm not as good as I used to be at recalling facts, but I still know more than the average person, so people still call me "the Human IMDb"), reading, writing (mostly bad poetry, but I've branched out, and I'm flexing my chops again). I'm a Jackass with occasional wit and much sarcasm. I'm fiercely loyal to my family and friends, you fuck with them, you've earned yourself a most unpleasant enemy who does not forgive and forget so easily. I love sandwiches and Legos (I am the true Lego Maniac!) I love to laugh and love to make people laugh even more. I have ADD and an anxiety disorder. I'm always wrong, even when I'm right. I'm a self-diagnosed chronic depressive and OCD. I am a hopeful pessimist. I like the colors red, black, and purple (because all cool people like me n Mr. Samuel L. Jackson, love purple!) I'm a homebody, so parties scare me, as do large crowds in general. I hate rollercoasters, but promise me something in return and I'll see what I can do. I have the body of a man, and the emotions of a woman... a very hysterical woman. I am an introvert, but I have my moments of extroverticity (my own word!), I just have to feel comfortable with ya. I think that I want to be a writer. I'm not sure because I don't know for sure if that's what I want for my life. A lot of my friends and family are sure convinced that I am destined to be a writer. So, seeing as how nothing else seems to really interest me (at least nothing that I think I'm good enough at to have any sort of real shot at) I'm going to give it a shot. I don't want to be pigeon-holed or corn-holed or anything-holed into a specific genre. Stephen King once said he didn't want to be labeled a "horror author".... oops for him. Anywho, I get distracted easily. Especially by squirrels and women-folk and shiny objects. I've probably repeated myself a few times within this section, but that's gonna happen when you're me. I do apologize for any and all repetitions. I'm not perfect. Hell, my family often claims that I am not even of this world. I say, "you mean like Jesus?" and they say, "no, like alien from another planet" and I say, "oh.... okay."

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Your Penis Name Is...
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Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?
You Are 45% Normal
While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?
You Are 45% Normal
Your Brain is Purple
Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic.
You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense.
Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries.
You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself. What Color Is Your Brain?
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight, As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight

92%

Maximus

79%

The Terminator

75%

William Wallace

75%

Captain Jack Sparrow

63%

Neo, the "One"

63%

Lara Croft

63%

The Amazing Spider-Man

54%

Indiana Jones

50%

El Zorro

38%

James Bond, Agent 007

38%
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