To make you laugh!
YOU, at one of my shows!!
There are too many to cover, but here are some that stand out right now...AC/DC Audio Slave Bare naked ladies Beastie Boys Beatles Big bad voodoo daddy's Clash Cure Coldplay(only when I'm suicidal-HA) Eagles Everclear Fleetwood Mac Foo fighters Frank Sinatra Jane's addiction Led Zepplin Lynard Skynard(I'm from Florida, it's a law that you have to like Skynard) Red hot chili peppers Scissor Sisters Rolling Stones Sarah Mcglochlin 311 Pink Floyd
Steele Magnolias-"Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion"-Dolly Parton. Don't laugh, I may have balls, but I'm still a chick! True Romance-kickass flick. 40 year old virgin. Wedding singer. The duplex. Sense and sensability. Joe dirt. The waterboy. Something about Mary. What about Bob? Forest Gump. (Scariest movie ever...The Exorcist) It ruined me forever for scarry movies! The goodbye girl (the original) Arthur. Finding Nemo.
I love Family Guy, Scrubs, Malcolm in the middle, Simpsons. I really enjoy any boring-ass documentary about ANYTHING that comes on after midnight, especially about sharks or serial killers. I wonder why that is???
Whatever is closest to the toilet.
Anna Nicole Smith, (may she truly rest in peace) Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Bridgett Neilson, Tara Reid, Flava Flav. I find all these people extremely inspiring. If you can become as successful as they have, with no recognizable talent WHATSOEVER, then there's hope for those of us who do. Amen