TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Richie
Birthday: 4th September
Birthplace: Lambeth, London
Current Location: Erith, Kent
Eye Color: Blue-ish
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English baby!! Although sum people tell me my last name is Polish!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Good old Converse All Stars
Your Weakness: Sex
Your Fears: No sex for the rest of my life.
Your Perfect Pizza: Loadsa meat and cheese, wiv naked chicks serving it to me!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Coolies
Thoughts First Waking Up: God I need a wank
Your Best Physical Feature: duno, i dont really rate myself like that!
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out from drinkin so much
Your Most Missed Memory: Cant remember any fing past 3 minutes ago
Pepsi or Coke: prefer jagermeister
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King shits all over MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Depends on whether i want group sex or regular
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Jagermeister
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends who im licking it off
Cappuccino or Coffee: Jagermeister
Do you Smoke: only when set on fire
Do you Swear: fuck no u shitty questionnaire cunt bag
Do you Sing: in tha shower. very badly
Do you Shower Daily: only when i want to sing. very badly
Have you Been in Love: yes. its good until u get your heart broke (boohoo!)
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: if i didnt i wouldnt exist. wot sorta shit question is that??!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, which is lucky coz i walk a lot
Do you think you are Attractive: only after lots of beer and catch a glmpse of myself in tha mirror
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no!i love to eat and drink! i hate these cunts who live in the gym. get a life u fucking poser!!
Do you get along with your Parents: yea, they're cool
Do you like Thunderstorms: dont really bother me
Do you play an Instrument: trying to get back ito drummin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: if i hadnt, id be dead
In the past month have you Smoked: i did when i was set on fire the other day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, but alcohol is a drug, so yea
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea, but didnt get laid!was still good tho!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea,i went into ann summers wiv my mate Gem and got excited
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yep! get em cheap from turkey, they are munch!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, whos she?
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea kinda! rocking out to either the Inbreds or Denounce!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, but there aint no one to dump me! dont know whether thats a good or bad fing!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes. the owner of that kids paddling pool was not impressed
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a swedish made penis enlarger, and pump, from a foolish tourist
Ever been Drunk: im drunk now
Ever been called a Tease: hell yea. but that was only coz i was so drunk i culdnt get it up, so felt tha need to treat tha girl to a bit more attention!
Ever been Beaten up: unfortunatly yes, a couple of times. but they were totally unfair fights
Ever Shoplifted: yea, tha swedish made penis enlarger, and pump
How do you want to Die: getting shot in tha head. nice and painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pretty much tha same as i am now, but able to play drums to a high standard, and fuckin loaded
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand, how else do u expect me to get married?!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Not bovered, wuld prefer it to be shaven
Short or Long Hair: dont matter to me, as long as it looks cool
Height: petit girls are cool, so sumfing short. but beggers cant be choosers
Weight: definately no more than a tonne
Best Clothing Style: rock chicks really do it for me, but like naked chicks a lot too
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, u can make up ur own mind wot it was
Number of CDs I own: Fucking shit loads
Number of Piercings: 1, hoop thru my left nipple
Number of Tattoos: technically 3, but they join to make a big one on my upper left arm
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1-wasting my life filling in this sodding thing
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How evil are you?
You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!
Hannibal Lecter
70%
Candyman
65%
Freddy Krueger
60%
Jigsaw
60%
Pinhead
50%
Leatherface
50%
Jason Voorhees
45%
Buffalo Bill
40%
Captain Spaulding
40%
Michael Myers
20%
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