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ALANIZ

If you lose a finger on your hand-shaking hand, you can never meet anybody new.

About Me

I play drums in a band called AMEN.

Swing that gospel axe!!!!

My Interests

My kids, diet dr. pepper, smelling cat food out of the bag, oatmeal cream pies, melvins, cooked meat, amateur pornography, handing Casey's ass back to him (on DRUMS of course...)))) trying desperately and hopelessly to get the fucking Dead Barons back together.......... P.S... I am the shortest motherfucker on earth.

Music:

Man... or Astroman?, Melvins, Q.O.T.S.A, ZEKE, Kraftwerk, Add N' to X, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Big Business/karp, Fucking Champs, Trans Am, Don Caballero, Battles, Cancer Conspiracy, Hella, Melt Banana, Turing Machine, Oxes, Last of the Juanitas, Kyuss, Clutch, Fu Manchu, Sleep, Speedealer, Nebula, Helmet, Unsane, Quicksand, Shellac, Slint, Jesus Lizard, Danko Jones, Wool, Goatsnake, High on Fire, Planet Caravan, Oblivians, Cramps, Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet, Bomboras, Trashwomen, Phantom Surfers, Satan's Pilgrim's, El Caminos, Deadbolt, Jackie and the Cedrics, Famous Monsters, Ghastly Ones, Laika & the Cosmonauts, Volcanos, Huntington Cads, Sadies, Apemen, Mummies, Agent Orange, Ventures, Link Wray, Stooges, Ramones, Screeching Weasel, Meatmen, Angry Samoans, Black Flag, Rollins Band, FEAR, Kennedys, Minor Threat, Descendents, D.R.I, Bad Brains, Cro-Mags, Sick of It All, Cryptic Slaughter, Slayer, Death, KILLING JOKE, Ministry, Zeppelin, Sabbath, Purple, Yes, King Crimson, Magma, ZAPPA, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Ravi Shankar, The Birthday Party, Tom Waits, James Brown, Prince, Steely Dan, Muddy Waters, Stravinski............ Have you seen the rape condom? It will have you...............

Movies:

Death Race 2000, Student Bodies, Sleepaway Camp, Garbage Pail Kids the Movie, American Werewolf in London, Cemetary Man, I Eat Your Skin I Drink Your Blood, Zombie, Gore Gore Girls, Cannibal Holocaust, Cronos, Creepshow, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Eraserhead, The Munchies, The Ghoulies, The Willies, Dark Crystal, Ravenous, Willard, Robocop, Strange Brew, Man with Two Brains, Harold and Maude, Shawshank Redemption, Nosferatu, Metropolis, and Flight of the Navigator and Cloak and Dagger for little kiddie nostalgia. like d.a.r.y.l.

Television:

Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Mr. Show, Simpsons, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Nightrider, A-Team, Alf, Thunderbirds are Go!, Transformers, M.A.S.K, Nightman, Jack of All Trades, and anything with Sandy Duncan. Matlock and Jake and the Fatman hit runner-up status. But, what about that show where Billy Ray Cyrus plays a Doctor?

Books:

Roger Harvey lent me a copy of Pregnant Juggs about 4 years ago.. I still have it... Sadly, Karen (below), was not in this issue. She was not pregnant - at that point.

Heroes:

Bonham, Grohl, Crover, Birdstuff, Stanier, Che, McNeely, Gaster, Cage, Stevenson, Biscuits, Hudson, Stix, Peligro, Powell, Aldridge, Freese, McBrain, Bozzio, Bruford, Copeland, Cobham, DeJohnette, Jones, Williams, Modeliste, Carlock, Gadd, Rollins, and Grandma.

My Blog

Hitchens

People make things to worship = an Icon. The biggest mistake people make is the idea of the icon being a deity. We make so many of them, it absolutely proves that God did not make man, but men made G...
Posted by ALANIZ on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:34:00 PST

AMEN PERFORM ON THE HENRY ROLLINS SHOW FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!

   Make sure you tune in July 13th to The Henry Rollins Show on IFC featuring an exclusive performance from AMEN! AMEN performs Coma America as well as Another Planet exclusively for IFC.com...
Posted by ALANIZ on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:51:00 PST

Weak "Hardcore" Band Names

     Yet another pathetic fucking trend. Besides the total lack of originality in the music (which is nothing new), this has got to be the worst pattern of syllables, repeating wo...
Posted by ALANIZ on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:15:00 PST

LEOPOLD

Listen to LEOPOLD.
Posted by ALANIZ on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

Henry Rollins' Show pics leaked...

    I swiped these pics from the legendary and almighty Duke Decter for you to preview and for me to continue to freak out on. It began one of the most surreal and amazing days of my fu...
Posted by ALANIZ on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:30:00 PST