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Stee Fin

Even the darkest night can have a sun shining bright....neat, huh?

About Me

I appreciate the finer things in life. Such as, surfing the Myspace with a nice glass of Thunderbird. Maybe sipping on one the countless great flavors of MD 20/20. (I think Lemon Ice is still my fav!!!!)

My Interests

Not Halo 3. Please don't ask me what my favorite gun is. I don't have one. I hate them all. Because I don't like to play Halo....1....2....or 3.

I'd like to meet:

Girls who put half-naked pictures of themself on Myspace. Guys who leave comments like, "you stole the devil's balls and stuffed them in your cheeks" on half naked girls pictures on Myspace. You know, people with some class.

Music:

The Star Wars Christmas album.

Movies:

That movie about ping-pong didn't look very good. Was it good? Probablay not. Sadly, is was probably the best movie in the theatre at the time. Wait, Superbad was actually fucking hilarious. Note: The movie about ping-pong was not good. It was horrible.

Television:

Nick at Nite! Or that one show where parents prank their children. Awesome! I wonder how many times someone has been hit in the balls on America's Funniest Home Videos? Oh wait, to save time I'll just say AFV.

Books:

Have you written a book? Can I read it?

Heroes:

Any religious zealot. I believe you need to live your life to the extreme...if that means blowing people up who don't believe the same fucking retarded things that you do, so be it.

My Blog

Oklahoma

Here are a few things that I hate about Oklahoma: 1.  Liquor laws.  You can't buy real fucking beer that is cold.  You have to go to a liquor store where it is stored at room temperatur...
Posted by Stee Fin on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

I love surprise visits!

Isn't it great when your live-in girlfriend's 80 year old father comes over unexpected at 10 in the morning on monday and asks to speak with you and then talks about how you're causing him health prob...
Posted by Stee Fin on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST

Sometimes I wonder.....

othertimes, not so much.
Posted by Stee Fin on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:44:00 PST

I met Rodney Dangerfield at the Wackenhut Snack Shack

Dude!!!!!!! I just met the Danger-Man.  He was buying cherry chipotle throat lozenges and I told him he should try the sour grape and onion flavor cuz it's WAY better.  He was so kewl! ...
Posted by Stee Fin on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST

Life is like a pizza

Life is like a pizza by Stephen Oakes Life is like a pizza.  You sit down with an large supreme and you want to devour it in fifteen minutes.  You don't even bother taking off the black oliv...
Posted by Stee Fin on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:39:00 PST

My soul sings the song of the butterfly

I sometimes sit and ponder days past and find myself in an abyss of surreal loneliness.  I then find my thoughts drifting towards the future and there I am with a sceptre of tranquility and ...
Posted by Stee Fin on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST

herbal ecstasy: a healthy alternative!

Herbal X:  Wanna roll but hate all the side effects?  You know, the tingling and lust for life.  Try Herbal ecstasy, a healthy way to cop a mean buzz!  You'll feel great because yo...
Posted by Stee Fin on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:00:00 PST

Talk radio is my saviour!

Jeff Bolton is the mayor of Commonsenseville.  If only the entire world could be citizens.  This guy is starting to scare me.  He was just a huge joke before, but now I believe he might...
Posted by Stee Fin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

prick

When the fuck did people turning left onto a street, into the turning lane, get the right of way? Some prick did just that and wanted to accelerate, within the turning lane, and merge into my lane. ...
Posted by Stee Fin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blogarific

emotocons can really invoke emotions that emotions can't. A :) beats a real smile any day of the week. Now if they just had that one that could flip the bird i'd really be in sweet taffy heaven. ...
Posted by Stee Fin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST