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The incomparable Mr Baker

Its not a big deal, it happens to a lot of men!

About Me

i like pretty much the same stuff as everyone else. music, gigs, films, books, beer, whiskey, ciggerettes, sex, Junk food, art. You know, all the things that people are supposed to like when they work for a living and cant have a really interesting life! i like museums a lot. i tend to find myself interested in all sorts of things. i want a pet octopus! ive got a couple of tattoos but i want more. i have a girlfriend im rather fond of. live in sidcup, i dont like feminists. I love sick jokes. you cant really be offended by Jokes (even really nasty ones) because lets be honest, no one ever told a joke seriously! i realise there is a lot more to me than this but its difficult to write about yourself without sounding egotistical or self deprecating. If you want to know anyting else, ask.

My Interests

The Seasonal migration cycle of the humpback whale and it direct corilation to the effects on sustained sea life due to the comsumption of irregular amounts of plankton leading to a knock on effect in the dwindling numbers of kril in the south pacific!

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet someone that is looking to share a flat in sidcup. message me if its you!! if its not. message me anyway, i dont care what you say just make it a little more interesting than "hello, how are you"

Music:

Morrissey, The Smiths, Clutch, The Cure, Jeff Buckley, [Spunge], More than Normal, atthedrive-in, Wagstaffe, Panic!At the Disco, Machine Head, Metallica, Pantera, Skindred, Hatebreed, GlassJaw, Fallout Boy, One Minutes Silence, Feeder, 28 Days, Suzanne Vega, Joseph Arthur, Slayer, Megadeath, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Dashboard Confessional, Athlete, Incubus, Meatloaf, Natasha Beddingfield, Pink, The love spuds, the slackers,.....oh Fuck this it could go on forever!

Movies:

i like loads so its easier to list the ones i Hate: Hard candy, and Street fighter the movie staring van Damme! these should be banded and the makers tried in the european courts for crimes against humanity! the fact that i forced my buttocks to endured both of these piles of crap is and insult to my buttocks. buttocks im sorry!

Television:

Scrubs, Six Feet under, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Hollyoaks, Brasseye, Red Dwarf, Black Books, Planet Earth, The Blue Planet, Match of the day, Match of the day 2, Bay watch, night rider, the A-team, and grange hill!

Books:

The Catcher in the rye - J.D Salenger, Enduring love - Ian McEwan, The discworld Series - Terry Pratchett. Sleepers - Lorenoz Carcatera(Spelt wrong for sure) The Count of monte cristo - Alexandre dumas, The Beach - Alex Garland Loads more but i dont want to type any more. i have many leather bound books, and my appartment smells of rich mahogany!

Heroes:

MC Escher, Morrissey, Edmond Dantes, maddox but most of all ME without whom none of this would be possible!

My Blog

Pretty Good Weekend

This weekend just gone was pretty fucking good fun! Friday night was basically just people drinking at my house, i get really really drunk adn ended up taking a piss out the bathroom window as the toi...
Posted by The incomparable Mr Baker on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:02:00 PST

Transformers!

Transformers the movie is too long, the plot sucks, the script pathetic, the constant atttempts at comic relief are annoying and the "transformations" are so qick they go from a car or something ...
Posted by The incomparable Mr Baker on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:55:00 PST

A Wednesday and a weekend

Alright? good! Ive been to a few gigs over the past week and i though that even though not much happened id tell you all what i thought of them! Firstly there was Suzanne Vega at the Queen Elizabeth H...
Posted by The incomparable Mr Baker on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:02:00 PST

Download 2007 in brief

Right, ive not written a blog before but i figured that right after download is as good a time as any to start. So......DOWNLOAD FUCKING ROCKED!!!! Seriously IT was an absolutely amasin...
Posted by The incomparable Mr Baker on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:37:00 PST