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Bartender Tom

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About Me


To the Myspace Bar! My name is Tom and I will be your bartender for as long as you stay. Your in luck it's Happy Hour!! YAY!! Everything is half price, even the top shelf. So what's it gonna be?? What's your favorite flavor? We have them all. I'll grab some salted nuts for you while you decide.

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I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE!!! As many as we can fit in the bar!! But our main rule is: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service!!! I hate saying that but there are way to many stinky people in this world. I really don't like having to 86 people from the bar for being booze rookies. So PLEASE mind the bar rules by keeping yourself atleast looking somewhat together; and ABSOLUTELY No sleeping at the bar!. I do not allow dancing on the bar unless it's your birthday and your female. Tip$ are always appreciated. Smoking is permitted outside only or in the restrooms after midnight like everyone else does when they are wasted. Drinking games are allowed but You Puke You Clean! I make them stiff so sit back and enjoy! If you need anything just holla. Again I am Bartender Tom nice to meet you!

*********** THE LAST TUESDAY IN EVERY MONTH "TOMS" DRINK FREE FROM 5-9PM ****************** COME JOIN THE CROWD OF REGULARS FOR DRINKS!!!!!!! ........YOUR HERE TO SEE AND BE SEEN BY ALL THE REGULARS!!!

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Take this weekend poll..

  The blog was acting up so I deleted the polls on here for not showing all the options. so just CLICK THIS LINK and it will take you to the bulletin I posted of the same poll and answer it...
Posted by Bartender Tom on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:59:00 PST

What Drives You To Drink?

There are some things in life that just really make me want to hit the bottle, can and or shot glass, more than normal. Most aren't everyday things, thankfully. I'd be a lifelong resident of&nbs...
Posted by Bartender Tom on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:12:00 PST

HOLY HICCUPS!!!

This is a true story... it just happened... I had a crappy case of the hiccups... and I really hate hiccups... like I'm sure all of you do... SO I tried what I already knew... HOLD YOUR BREATH GET SC...
Posted by Bartender Tom on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:12:00 PST

Your Drinking Style Horoscope

Alcohol Horoscopes ARIES Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing time shot contests....
Posted by Bartender Tom on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:41:00 PST

Gotta give him some credit... or debit!

Drunken man parks horse in bank foyer Berlin, Germany --An early-morning bank customer had a bit of a shock when he found a horse at the automatic teller machine. The horse's owner, identified o...
Posted by Bartender Tom on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:55:00 PST

Captain America Assualts Woman In Bar

Armed with a burrito, Captain America assaults woman in bar! A Florida doctor, dressed up in a Captain America costume, was arrested at a bar for allegedly groping a woman. Witnesses say Doctor Raymo...
Posted by Bartender Tom on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:49:00 PST

Does a "CROW" shit in the woods?

SHERYL CROW is suggesting a cheeky solution to wipe away global warming: limit each trip to the loo to one piece of toilet paper. ONE?!? WTF?? (my comments in RED) Crow said she had spent most of an e...
Posted by Bartender Tom on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:03:00 PST

WTF Monday!

If your having a case of the Mondays, then let me share with you the strangest video I have EVER seen on YouTube. This will make you laugh, and I'm betting you watch the whole thing, because I had too...
Posted by Bartender Tom on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

Almost Dead Drunk. {P.S.A.}

A reminder to ALL who drink! Some people just don't know when to say when. A Redmond, Washington woman was arrested after causing a two car pile up after a serious binge drinking episode. The woman, ...
Posted by Bartender Tom on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:03:00 PST

Lesson Your Hangover @ the Start of the Night

Lesson Your Hangover @ the Start of the Night! Face it we've all been there, you wake up in the morning and feel like death, most of us either say to ourselves or to our friends, "I'm never drinking ...
Posted by Bartender Tom on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST