drunkard signs: wife |
You don't mind when your wife finds you stinking drunk in a bar, because then you can hit her up for a free drink....
Posted by Dirty ol PrisoneR on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:37:00 PST |
drunkard signs: driver |
You'd rather be a bus driver than an astronaut because, hey, there ain't no beer where they're going....
Posted by Dirty ol PrisoneR on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 05:14:00 PST |
drunkard signs: baby |
You laugh at funerals but weep like a baby whenever you hear about a beer truck overturning....
Posted by Dirty ol PrisoneR on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:19:00 PST |
drunkard signs: suit |
Whenever someone in a suit spills your well bourbon it magically transforms into top shelf scotch on the way to the floor....
Posted by Dirty ol PrisoneR on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:13:00 PST |
drunkard signs: walk |
You're so good at "drinking to forget" that you sometimes forget how to walk.
Posted by Dirty ol PrisoneR on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:12:00 PST |
BONUS |
Saw this shit a few days ago and haven't stopped chucklin at it since...
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Posted by Dirty ol PrisoneR on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:17:00 PST |
drunkard signs: rent |
The word "rent" loses all meaning after your fifth drink.
Posted by Dirty ol PrisoneR on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:19:00 PST |
drunkard signs: personalities |
You have two personalities: Mr. Responsibility and Mr. I-Think-I'll-Call-All-My-Old-Girlfriends-While-I'm-Blacked-O
ut....
Posted by Dirty ol PrisoneR on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:39:00 PST |
drunkard signs: leap |
You don't fall off the wagonyou leap off it while chugging a bottle of cheap bourbon.
Posted by Dirty ol PrisoneR on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:41:00 PST |
drunkard signs: half |
The glass isn't half empty or half full. It just needs to be topped off....
Posted by Dirty ol PrisoneR on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:05:00 PST |
