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Max

The percentage you're paying is too high-priced when you're living beyond all your means. And the ma

About Me

I make movies. I'm not afraid of death. I don't like pop tarts, of any kind. My website's layout needs a little work but all the video files work go check them out at Pub Productions Thats pretty much the important stuff. Get to know me and maybe you can find out more...if you do let me know so I can put more stuff here.
Now I feel I've started to get somewhere... IMDB Page
WOW LOOK HERE PUB PRODUCTIONs ON YOUTUBE.COM
This is my first short here: LOST:miles from the next exit
Also might as well check out the trailer for Bloody Mary , a feature that is still in stages of post production.
here's the first six minutes of Bloody Mary
Last but certainly not least a little music video with my two favorite characters in Bloody Mary Mark and Stu (Charlie Inkrott and Greg Randolph)

My Interests

Exercise!!! I love it. Also math, in any form. I really like attending Catholic Masses and anti drug use seminars. Hmmm... lets see...Oh YEah! I really love yard work and mowing the lawn, cleaning the house, sawing my nuts off with a plastic spork...that kinda thing.
No but seriously things that I like are breakfast burritos, slow westerns, being cold, cooking eggs and finding quarters from 1974-and I find a lot. I like coming home for lunch...and eating nothing. I take eerie pleasure in writing bad checks, telling meaningless lies, and stealing canned goods from the homeless bin at work.

I'd like to meet:

Mostly here to network with local fimmmakers in Ohio, so if you are one, or would like to be one, or saw one once in passing on the side of the road...add me to your list and maybe we can make a film. Also like to catch up with some old friends, you know who you are...or wait was I supposed to use this space to list celebrities or dead people I'd like to meet in a chance encounter....mmmm...in that case I'd have to say Id like to meet Warren Zevon, Adolph Hitler, and Ariel from the Little Mermaid.
Ladies and Gentleman...Phantods

Music:

Any classic rock particularly stuff from the 70's...I love Warren Zevon if you dont know who he is then look him up, vast amount of music from that man. The BAND, Bob Dylan, Dire Straits, Traffic, Beatles, Jackson Browne, Van Morrison, The Doors, And then theres like Counting Crows, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Modest Mouse,White Stripes, Weezer ...shit I dunno, I like a lot of types of music

Movies:

Raising Arizona, Pulp Fiction, Easy Rider, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Braveheart, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, Wet Hot American Summer, The Great Escape, Boogie Nights, Brick, Chumscrubber, Little Miss Sunshine, Romero, Carpenter, Wes Anderson, The Cohens, any old Eastwood Western, I like the French New Wave, and film noir, zombie films, ROB Zombie films...Oh Yeah, and Armageddon.

Television:

Heroes, Lost, 24, Avatar, Survivorman w/ Les Stroud, Food Network...I admit wholly to loving Survivor, Metalocolypse, Top Chef, Weeds...Then theres the shows no longer with us- Buffy, Angel, Dead Like Me, Carnivale,

Books:

Dark Tower, the whole series, and anything else written by Stephen King, The works of Eddie Poe, Hatchet by Gary Paulson, and the good book, by which I mean of course, my Boyscout handbook.

Heroes:

Yes please.

My Blog

Magnolia Coincidence 2

This is a true story. Traditionally I am a last minute Christmas shopper and this year was no exception.  Last year Xmas eve was on a Saturday, and as I work Saturdays, naturally I did the majori...
Posted by Max on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:47:00 PST

Magnolia Coincidence 1

This is a true story.  Once my good friend Vince was about to depart on a journey.  As is our custom, we planned to meet and discuss life goals.  On way to our palaver I decided to sto...
Posted by Max on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:47:00 PST