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Doctor Darling

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

About Me

AIM- tomie451

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.

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My Interests

love letters, technology, trivia games, music, photography, fishing, collecting things i have no use for, roadsigns, train tracks, travel, thunderstorms, suitcases, hat pins, mourning my wasted potential, being an old lady at heart, Amigurumi, cooking, heavy fucking metal, waterfalls, www.bookcrossing.com, art journals, Canada, shitty lomographics, stripes, homemade salsa and guacamole, comic books, beer, cigarettes, thinking about my dream kitchen, import movies, crappy slasher flicks, wine, romantic sentiments, text messaging, old maps, monkeys, travel mugs, christmas decorations, stand-up comedy specials, pasta, proper spelling, books, office supplies, nachos, sushi, belt buckles, board games, making lists, argyle, self-doubt, movies, mustaches, epistemophilia, boots, tattoos, catholic iconery, knitting, grammar, antique medical and musical instruments, true crime, knick-knacks, halloween, crocheting, video games, cloudy photography, satire, irony, paris, self-deprecating humor, scarves, Spaghetti-O's, using old-timey words and phrases that no one else uses, cartoons, crossword puzzles, staying up too late, sarcasm, eating with chopsticks, my dog, clocks, gas masks, other things...

I'd like to meet:


Music:

For now and more than a little:
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The Album Leaf
Amy Winehouse
Annuals
Asobi Seksu
Behold...the Arctopus
Beirut
Bjork
The Black Dahlia Murder
Blind Guardian
Caniche Hara-Kiri
Circus Contraption
CocoRosie
Curse of the Golden Vampire
Dethklok
DeVotchKa
Dimmu Borgir
The Ditty Bops
Dragonforce
Emily Haines and the Soft Skeleton
Estradasphere
Faith No More
Fantomas
Fiona Apple
Gogol Bordello
Gunfight!
The Hellblinki Sextet
High on Fire
Ho-Ag
Humanwine
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Isis
Jeff Buckley
Kalas
Lily Allen
Lollipop Factory
Lo-Pan
Lovage
Mew
Milk Cult
My Brightest Diamond
Nervous Cabaret
Nick Cave
Phantods
Rhapsody
Rufus Wainwright
Ruins
Sad Kermit
The Shins
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
Tarantula AD/Priestbird
Tom Waits
Tomahawk
The Vanity Set
Vermillion Lies
Zombi
get it yet?
...

Movies:

Anything disturbing or beautiful, for example:
Last House on the Left
Bad Boy Bubby
Irreversible
Funny Games
Eternal Sunshine
Everything is Illuminated
Santa Sangre


and then...
Fletch
Fletch Lives
The Big Lebowski
The Last Unicorn
Pan's Labyrinth
Harold and Maude
Waiting...
Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead original and remake
Svankmajer
blahbittyblahblahblah

Television:

LOST
Nip/Tuck
Oz
The Flight of the Conchords
Hell's Kitchen
Arrested Development
Desperate Housewives
Family Guy
Metalocalypse
House
Law and Orders SVU and CI
Six Feet Under
Korgoth of Barbaria
Twin Peaks
The Young Ones
Tales From the Crypt
Weeds
Brotherhood
Degrassi: The Next Generation yeah, i fucking said it
Entourage
Good Eats
CSI (only Las Vegas)
Invader Zim
Gilmore Girls
My Name is Earl
Dexter
Penn and Teller's Bullshit
Strangers With Candy
mostly everything on the Discovery Channel.

Books:

All the McSweeney's
Haruki Murakami
Ryu Murakami
Tom Robbins
Dave Eggers
craft books
those mental_floss books
Lord of the Rings
The "Best American" series
memoirs
Kurt Vonnegut
Jonathan Safran Foer
True Crime
Cookbooks
Alan Moore
Warren Ellis
Books on Forensics
Biographies
Sarah Vowell
Geek Love
Charles Bukowski
Chuck Klosterman
Books on Social and Cultural Studies
Arsenic Lullabies
Preacher
Transmetropolitan
Y-The Last Man
David Foster Wallace
Captain Murderer
Struwwelpeter

too many others

Heroes:

Dorothy Parker

David Cross

Ms. Sedaris

My Blog

Video Nasties- Im Slacking

I've lost my momentum in collecting these gems of unadulterated sleaze, shock, exploitation, and just general trash. *Absurd*Anthropophagus aka The Grim Reaper - Own it*Axe - Own it*The Beast in Heat ...
Posted by Doctor Darling on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:20:00 PST

cute

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - snout height.Dear Dogs and Cats,Dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note,...
Posted by Doctor Darling on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

Struggling...

...in my awkward style of composure.once.again.i am overwhelmed.though i did just go get a binder and a hole-punch for the mailing list.it's the little things, you see.the little things....
Posted by Doctor Darling on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:34:00 PST

My hands...

... sully everything I touch
Posted by Doctor Darling on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:31:00 PST

Fine Dining

Deep-Fried Froglets100 tadpoles5 large eggs1 gallon pond water in a bucket3 cups bread crumbsdash of cayenne pepper4 cups oil heated to 500°FPut tadpoles into water and wait until they develop legs a...
Posted by Doctor Darling on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST

Dumbo Octopus

Fucking incredible
Posted by Doctor Darling on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST

No One Would Tell

So, several years ago ABC would play something called the ABC Monday night movie. It was always a very dramatic tv movie about abuse or murder or any other of the myriad problems teenagers faced in th...
Posted by Doctor Darling on Fri, 12 May 2006 06:42:00 PST

Someone buy a franchise please

They really should not be allowed to air Sonic commercials in Columbus. I would even drive to Nelsonville right now if that Sonic was open 24 hours. I could really go for a jalepeno cheeseburger and s...
Posted by Doctor Darling on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:54:00 PST

Officially Approved Statements

Officially Approved Statements to be Delivered in case of an Emergency:1. We are experiencing some difficulty in defining this problem, but we are certain now that it has arrived and it will not go aw...
Posted by Doctor Darling on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:16:00 PST