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The Baron Von Blondle

Transmute & Triumph

About Me

If you know me, you probably know me...shallow and simple thats me.

Strangelysaucy @ Renderosity.com

or

Strangelysaucy @ Deviant Art.com


My Interests

Digital deviations, Twisted sounds, Cosmic fantasies and Cheeky monkeys. Annoying "serious, miserable people" with my inanely jolly existance and Cats - a lot

I'd like to meet:

Keith Moon ideally...but basically anyone who isn't a pretentious ham.BANDS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURSELF TO MY OTHER PAGE..UNLESS YOU WEAR CORPSEPAINT AND AND HAVE AN UNREADABLE LOGO THEN PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SOD OFF SCREAMIN' SKULL PROMOTIONS

Music:

Anything with a groove goddamnit! as Mr Frank once said.."A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it's not open". having said that... Black Metal and senselessly technical music bores me shiteless...PLEASE NO MORE BLACK METAL!! PLEEAASSEE!!!!!!

Movies:

Ones with War in, or Space, or war in space, or Superhero's, or zombies, or ladies with no clothes on...ideally ones with naked lady superheros at war with zombies in space. and Pirates or Cats - lots of Cats

Television:

I FUCKING HATE REALITY TV... nuff said.oh and friends.. oh and sex in the city...KILL KILL KILL THEM ALL!!!!ok I'm spent..

Books:

The Master & Margarita, The Stainless Steel Rat, Asterix, Tin-Tin, World War Z and ones about Cats.

Heroes:

Thurston Moore, Spike Milligan, Blackie (VOD not wasp), Bernard Edwards, Geddy Lee, Les Claypool, Keith Richards, Chris Squire, My Grandad, Captain Jack Sparrow, Adam Hughes, Rick Deckard, Judge Dredd, Rogue Trooper, James DeGriz, Bulbasaur, Winston Churchill, My Dad, David Stirling, Spiderman, John Entwhistle...is this list fucking boring enough?oh and Cats - mostly my Cats.

My Blog

Tour canned!

It was an unfortunate turn of events but in the end there was no resisting the inevitable, Gonga has had to shitcan the Church of Misery tour in the Autumn. Planets were not aligning correctly and the...
Posted by The Baron Von Blondle on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:47:00 PST

Awesome Gonga video's!!!!!

pre-Baronial days i'm afraid but fucking awesome nonetheless.. I'm currently talking with my legal team to get permission to host them here. Mosquitos - In the Studio shoot From Under The Trees - Live...
Posted by The Baron Von Blondle on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:49:00 PST

SGT ROCK SAYS...GET IN WITH THE RIFF!

this coming tuesday 5th June, I shall once more be storming a stage with my bredren in GONGA opening for the mighty anti- groovemeisters CAPRICORNS. at THE COOLER in old Bristol town. doors ...
Posted by The Baron Von Blondle on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:11:00 PST

A new era..now everybody DANCE!!!!!

mission accomplished, we grooved, we crushed, we had people wiggling to the chorus. Sunday the 13th of May 2007 saw the dawn of GONGA with a new face, the past few weeks of (sporadic) rehearsals ...
Posted by The Baron Von Blondle on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

Baronial happenings...get in!!

I shall be prancing the stage like a doom fuelled elf of carnage with my fellow filthy, down and dirty groovemiesters in GONGA at the following live rock concert event...ORANGE GOBLIN / SOLACE / GONGA...
Posted by The Baron Von Blondle on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:00:00 PST

Happiness is so uncool...

but i got it. sorry....i lost my cool   Respect P.
Posted by The Baron Von Blondle on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 05:56:00 PST

The Baron resurfaces Chapter 2

My continuing quest for musical expansion has taken a new step. This weekend I met, after lengthy chats, with the boys from Gonga We drank, and bla'd and drank some more, then the next day layed down ...
Posted by The Baron Von Blondle on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:49:00 PST

The Baron resurfaces Chapter 1

From Blood Island Raiders official Myspace...   "Blood Island Raiders would like to officially announce the permanent replacement of bassist Seamus O'Hooligan by ex-Akercocke four stringer Peter ...
Posted by The Baron Von Blondle on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

And now, for something completely different.

Posted on the Ak myspace today but wanted to post here too for nostalgic reasons..   It's been possibly the most difficult decision in my life to make but after 10 years of the beast that Akercoc...
Posted by The Baron Von Blondle on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST

geezers! freezers!

Just checking in after a fantastic two weeks in the company of some fine humans. It was a pleasure to share some time/work alongside the zannusi's that are Bill, Brent, Troy, Brann, Greg and the ...
Posted by The Baron Von Blondle on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:01:00 PST