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Lettuce: The Incredible Vegetable

On Top of the World in a Plastic Ashtray

About Me

Why are total strangers trying to add me all the time? NAFF OFF!
I am Violet. Most people named Violet are either 90 years of age, or Chinese. Or both. I am neither.
I go to Wimbledon College of Art and I like impersonating a hi-lighter and conversing with shopping trollies. I'm a complete geek who finds mild enjoyment spending hours upon hours on coding, photoshopping, and figuring out how to use really confusing software. And apparently I'm good at doing hair. Whatever that means.
I am in two bands, The Badly Packed Kebab , in which we take great pride of being rubbish...(Our number one fan is infact the one and only Mister Isola! ...yeah. That one.)
I am also the drummer in Invented The Steam Engine , which we'll eventually start writing songs for. I talk to much, and I'm terrified of most things. Especially snails.
Come by our smashing forum some time and have a gander, BREED77.NET/FORUM The people are nice and we discuss everything except the band...
Check us out, we spam Breed!
I am web-missus and I make banners for Ted Maul, you must listen to them or they'll rape your cat.

My Interests

Listening to music, going to gigs, shouting at folk, drawing on faces, painting, making stuff, supergluing things together, taking pictures of stuff that makes me giggle, making and magic with Lolly, stuff, bits, things...
When I am grown up I want to be the worldwide Tetris Champion. Gimmie a Gameboy, Super Tetris, and a multipack of Duracell and I'll be at it for weeks.

AND I'M LEFT HANDED.

JimJam YAHA!

I'd like to meet:

A talking palmtree called Clarins, who speaks Dutch, backwards.

I'd also like to meet Adam Hart-Davis, he looks like quite a dude.

A note from Miss Monkeh (Lauro Mauro)-

I sautee you. You have a nice crispy coating. You make me wee myself. You should lick the rim of the toilet. Someday I will film you doing that. You + me = and magic.

We should play Chicken Limbo. If I saw you now I'd shout WEH!. I would build a wicker washbasket just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be the Lithuanian national anthem. If I could I'd give you a nasty case of herpes.

We could pickle apricots under the stars.

Love, crunchy blanket

(P.S. I Love Egg..)

Music:

Pretty eclectic...not a massive fan of R'n'B...emo ain't too brilliant either.
Mostly Rock, Classic Rock, Metal and Prog Rock/Metal but I do like some soft stuff from time to time.
Currently loving (in no actual order)
Vacant Stare//Jethro Tull//Ill Niño//Strapping Young Lad//i-def-i//God Forbid//Slipknot//Placebo//Ted Maul//Avenged Sevenfold//The Butterfly Effect//The Byrds//Disturbed//Drowning Pool//Dry Kill Logic//The Eagles//Godsmack//Heretic Order//The Inbreds//Johnny Truant//Killswitch Engage//Leaves' Eyes// Lordi//Meatloaf//Nightwish//Opeth//Perfect Circle//Primus//Pink Floyd//Pitchshifter//Pleymo//POD//Raging Speedhorn//Rammstein//Seether//Sepultura//Se7en Sins//Shadows Fall//Skindred//Slipknot//Soulfly// Sound Garden//Spineshank//Static X//Stone Sour//Taproot//Ted Maul//Therapy?//This Is Menace//Twin Zero//Within Temptation
And the top three are...*drumroll*

Take a gander at my music player dooberry ferkin...it often changes...

AND AGAIN, CHECK THIS GLITTERY BAND OUT!

Movies:


If you know me well...you know how much I fooking love that film.

I love this film muchly too, I watch it too often, I actually know the script.

Television:

LofG, Big Train, Spaced, South Park, Family Guy, Black Books, Invader Zim, Spongebob, The Real Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters Extreme, The X-Men, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...I love late 80's/early 90's cartoons really...

Books:

Barry Trotter (the most confusing thing I have ever read)

Heroes:

CAPTAIN SALVATION!

My Blog

VIOLET GETS ALL INTERWEBULAR SAVVY...PART TWO

Getting cocky, I've now pissed about withwww.tedmaul.comPretty, innit?
Posted by Lettuce: The Incredible Vegetable on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:07:00 PST

VIOLET GETS ALL INTERWEBULAR SAVVY

www.karmauk.net  actually works now.
Posted by Lettuce: The Incredible Vegetable on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST

MY PLAN FOR APRIL FOOL'S '08...

Will involve half of my fellow tech arts students, and a bunch of willing volenteers....Lettisss wants to be in the Metro before she graduates. ...
Posted by Lettuce: The Incredible Vegetable on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

MANCHESTER ADVENTURE! PICTURE DIARY =)

We start our pictoral adventure IN THE CARQuick stop off in Bear Country (of the Chris kind)We arrive in Manchester to find this scurvey bunch...Tattoos and sillyness commence!WE FIND WEE KEVThe rest ...
Posted by Lettuce: The Incredible Vegetable on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:36:00 PST

NEW BREED 77 VIDEO!

I'm not supposed to show this (It's top secret, not out for another 2 weeks!) But what the hell...if they bite my head off, it's for the good of the world! =) ...
Posted by Lettuce: The Incredible Vegetable on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:39:00 PST

The pica-tures...oooh yeah. *Warning, features filthy shots of Ollie*

Presenting....Violet's 18th birthday not-party...The official picature of the day (check out Mauro's box hat)Lolly getting all emo on my assUhuh...Official Stu appreciation badges ahoy! (I got a badge...
Posted by Lettuce: The Incredible Vegetable on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:14:00 PST

Download...

I just got back, it was INCREDIBLE! Me and my comrades spent the entire weekend "bumping" into the one and only i-def-i!  I suppose it made up for the fact that we couldn't watch them play one of...
Posted by Lettuce: The Incredible Vegetable on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:45:00 PST

For the guys...

A big thank you for such a splended night guys. In all the times I have seen you this has possibly been one of the best shows to date! The new stuff...wow. Truely amazing, like you said Paul, I do hea...
Posted by Lettuce: The Incredible Vegetable on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 06:21:00 PST

Anyone into Rock or Metal? PLEASE Read...

Quote from the lovely Jim, man of wise words and silly tattoos. I posted this as a bulletin but due to spazzes constantly posting "I BLINKED" or "I HAD A JAM SANDWICH" I thought it'd be best in a more...
Posted by Lettuce: The Incredible Vegetable on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:15:00 PST