Mrs McMonkfish-Mauro - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I WILL NOT REPEAT WILL NOT LET YOU ADD ME IF I DON'T KNOW YOU. SO DON'T DO ITMyspace is for silly little children.
Thus, it follows that if you're reading this, you are a silly little child
In a nutshell, then. I'm 20, engaged (please note the word engaged, myspace pervs). I also have a WH Smith's fleece, thus I You. I am an avid follower of the splendid Breed 77, whom you should all worship.Breaking news brought to you by Ookie, who smells bad.
A message from the Incredible Vegetable:
I cooked you. You have a nice handbag.
You make me absail.
You should groove for food. Someday I will join in. You + me = WEH.
We should touch Stu. If I saw you now I'd organise plans for it.
I would build a sofa forte just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be the WEH song.
If I could I'd give you Stu. We could stroke him under the stars.
Love,
Kenwood food processor
(P.S. Say no to Terry Wogan.)

My Interests

making things with my OWN HAIR. and Magic. Pretending to be a speed bump.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

None of the above, none of the above, GOOD GOD WHERE IS THE NONE OF THE ABOVE OPTION????

Music:

36 crazyfists.a perfect circle.afi.alkaline trio.american head charge.amplifier.arch enemy.bill hicks.bjork.breed 77.blur.children of bodom.coheed and cambria.cyclefly.cranberries.dresden dolls.fallen to.feeder.foo fighters.frank sinatra.half man half biscuit.ill nino.jack off jill.katatonia.killswitch engage.kittie.kmfdm.korn.lacuna coil.less than jake.LOS FUMADORES.mad capsule markets.marilyn manson.meatloaf.miocene.mushroomhead.my ruin.nightwish.nobuo uematsu.nine inch nails.nirvana.opeth.otep.placebo.patrizio buanne.queen adreena.radiohead.rage against the machine.reel big fish.scarling.sigur ros.sikth.slipknot.smashing pumpkins.soad.soilwork.the cure.the pixies.tool.vacant stare.vex red

AND ALSO, I-DEF-I, WHO ARE BETTER THAN YOU

Movies:

Rain Man/// Bowling for Columbine/// Girl Interrupted/// Nightmare Before Christmas/// Snatch/// Aliens/// Dirty Dancing/// Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind/// Good Will Hunting/// The Crow/// Se7en/// Saw/// Shrek/// Shaun Of The Dead/// The Monty Python Films/// Austin Powers/// Interview With The Vampire/// Goodfellas/// The Godfather/// The Green Mile/// Children Of Men/// Romanzo Criminale/// Little Miss Sunshine///

Books:

The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks // The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath // The Godfather - Mario Puzo // The Sicilian - Mario Puzo // The Mother Tongue - Bill Bryson // Ariel - Sylvia Plath // Puckoon - Spike Milligan // Birthday Letters - Ted Hughes // Eats, Shoots and Leaves - Lynn Truss // The Discworld Series - Terry Pratchett // The Dark Tower Series - Stephen King // Cujo - Stephen King // The Trick Is To Keep Breathing - Janice Galloway // The Hole - Guy Burt // Tithe - Holly Black // Firestarter - Stephen King // The Rats - James Herbert // Valiant - Holly Black // The War Memoirs - Spike Milligan // Insomnia - Stephen King // Lord Of The Flies - William Golding // Of Mice And Men - John Steinbeck // Skin Game - Caroline Kettlewell // Andrea Camilleri's Montalbano series //

Heroes:

This little man.