About Me

Writer/Artist/Musician. I like working-out and doodling. I have a dark sense of humour and I really want to go to Tahiti... I have a fascination with Tiki lights and nautical animals... my spelling is shit and I like putting dot-dot-dots after everything... try to spot the faults in my appearance too why don'tcha...

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.. You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Idealist

56%

Romanticist

56%

Cultural Creative

56%

Postmodernist

44%

Existentialist

25%

Fundamentalist

25%

Modernist

19%

Materialist

19%
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My Interests

Writing, reading, drawing, exercising, swimming, beaches, women and booze... I like shit about UFO's and weird phenomena... hallucinogenic drugs... I like getting wasted and dancing for hours... I like conspiracy theories, stand-up comedy, cooking... archetypes...

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Busta Rhymes, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, BT, Junkie XL, Pennywise, Bad Religeon, Sprung Monkey, Mozart, Alice In Chains, Nas, Pendulum, John Frusciante, Pharoahe Monche, Rhespigi, Alan Hawkshaw, DJ Shadow, DJ Hype, DJ PAscal, Dr Octagon, Hybrid, Beethoven, Girls Aloud (innit), Finzi, Psychonauts, Mariah Carey (like), Dr John, Bob Marley, Mos Def, Def Leppard, Van Morrison, Jimmi Hendrix, The Doors, Eric Sierra, The Beatles, The Corrs, The Doors(again), Megadeth, Gwen Stephani, RHCP, Hans Zimmer, Korn, Metallica, Nirvana, Cyprus Hill, Biggie & Tupac, Lamb, Bill Withers, loads of miscellaneous trance tracks, lots of stuff really... I tried to put up a classical track here but it was some asshole's version with a synthesizer... why do these creeps exist???

Movies:

Fight Club, Lord Of War, Schindler's List, Gangs Of New York, Silent Hill, Conspiracy, Evil Dead, Aliens trilogy (fuck Rejuvination - or whatever it was called), Predator 1&2, The Corporation, Sin City, Any Given Sunday, Saving Private Ryan, Brotherhood, Thin Red Line... Most war films in fact... especially Hamburger Hill... Dead Presidents, Platoon, Full Metal JAcket, Black Hawk Down... Big Lebowski, Millers Crossing... Casino, Goodfellas, Donnie BRasco, La Reine Margot, Se7en, American History X, Usual Suspects...

Television:

Yu-Gi-Oh, Lost, Sopranos, Band Of Brothers, Twin Peaks, South Park, X-Files, Drawn Together, Rescue Me... Cable News and clip-show shit... Anything hyped, funny or dark... Anything by David Attenborough - because he dabbles with Momma Nature's more leathal and hideous children... The O'Reilly Factor - coz it's loud, brutal, opinionated and misleading... um... World Most Amazing Vidoes 2 (I love the chaotic 'fear' music when the shit goes down)... Millennium... Twenty-Four (24)... Walking With Beasts (even though the rubber masks are SHIT)....

Books:

Joseph Conrad - Heart Of Darkness...James Ellroy - American Tabloid/The Cold Six Thousand/Black Dahlia/LA Confidential...Carl Zimmer - Parasite Rex/At The Waters Edge: Fish With Fingers, Whales With Legs...Hunter S. Thompson - Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas/Kingdom Of Fear/Generation Of Swine...Martin A. Lee - Acid Dreams...Gita Sereny - Into That DarknessAdam Hochschild - King Leopold's GhostBudd Hopkins & Carol Rainey - Sight Unseen/Intruders/Missing Time/Witnessed...Dr David Jacobs - Secret Life/The Threat/UFOs and Abductions: Challenging the Borders Of Knowledge...Alexander Cockburn & Jeffrey StClair - White-Out: The CIA, Drugs & The Press...Sanyika Shakur - Monster, The Autobiography Of An LA Gang MemberMichael C Ruppert - Crossing The Rubicon...Lawrence 'LT' Taylor - Over The EdgeRobert Whitaker - Mad In America...Dr Rick Strassman - DMT: The Spirit Molecule...Martin Gilbert - The Holocaust: The Jewish Tragedy...Steven Pressfield - Gates Of Fire/Tides Of War/War Of Art...Tyrell Williams - Home Of The BodybagsDavid Icke - Tales From The Time Loop...Chuck Palahniuk - Fight Club/Survivor/Lullaby...Laurence Rees - Horror In The East...Latif Yahia - The Devil's Double/The Black Hole...Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall - The River Cottage Cookbook...Sanyika Shakur - Monster...Joseph Minton Amann + Tom Breuer - Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O'Reilly...Bill O'Reilly - Culture Warrior/The No Spin Zone (Both these books REALLY suck but I like them)...Vincent Bugliosis - Helter Skelter/Outrage...Alex Garland - The Beach/Tesseract...Richard Dawkins - The God Delusion...HP Lovecraft - Shadow Over Innsmouth...Tsunetomo Yamamoto - Hagakure...Adam Parfrey - Apocalypse Culture...Primo Levy - If This Is A Man/The Drowned & The Saved...Credo Mutwa - Indaba My Children...Rush Dozier - Why We Hate...Vallerio MAsimio Manfredi - Spartan/Tyrant/Alexander Trilogy...Patrick Neate - Musungu Jim & The Great Chief Tuloko

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson, David Attenborough, Dennis Leary, Dan Aykroyd, Jet Li...

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My Blog

Happy Jesus-Death Day : )

Happy Easter... Jesus has now officially been ice-cold for the last 24 hours... 1,968 years ago that is... BUT... Fear not... because if you were to watch him with thermal imaging, you will see a red ...
Posted by Morgan... on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST

Annual Cull...

Nay, I am not speaking of some ghastly African country and it's primitive political solutions to community control. I am speaking of the yearly elimination of the accumilated 'useless mouths' in my fr...
Posted by Morgan... on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST

Flesh Radio Feels Embarrassed...

Entertainment is mostly brain-damage (booze, drugs, fighting etc.) so it's not that surprising that we find it hard to enjoy music without putting some kind of 'image-spin' on it. I mean, I can't list...
Posted by Morgan... on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:39:00 PST

Jay-Z and stuff...

Ignorance is bliss, no question. Nothing worse than reaching that 'higher level' and seeing all these paranoid angles in everything. Like maybe you're not noticing a thousand different hints, moods a...
Posted by Morgan... on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:05:00 PST

Third-World Net-Guerilla Tactics...

I keep getting add requests from fake profiles... just some pretty girl with an 'I'm into everything popular' About You bit and a 'Click here to see the photos Tom Removed' link... I've had at least t...
Posted by Morgan... on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:58:00 PST

Day 4, Al Gore,Jargon and Skull-Cap...

Don't get the whole Al Gore 'Hypocrite' argument plastered on Fox News. If a crack addict told you not to use crack because it will destroy his body would you ignore his advice? We're all addicted to ...
Posted by Morgan... on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

Day 3.... 04:07...

Day 3. Chocolate and pornography have become essential. Mixed Salvia Divinorum with honeyrose smoking mixture, it cuts the acrid larynx-burning down a tad and allows for a slight satisfaction. Nicotin...
Posted by Morgan... on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST

I saw Saw III... I thought it was crap...

Day 2. Chewing chewing-gum helps. Biting it and churning it. Taking long hard pulls of breath through my nostrils seems to air my head out a bit. My jaw hurts. Watched Saw III. It was pretty fucked up...
Posted by Morgan... on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:29:00 PST

Death To The Brain-Stomach!!

What I know now is that the first time I smoked a cigarette I created a little stomch in my brain. A stomach that is now starving. I want to set-up a charity for it on VH1. Show some dry, mud-cracked ...
Posted by Morgan... on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:37:00 PST

Petraaias (spelling)/H.O.S/My ambivalence toward Socialism...

I remember accidently feeding anti-depressants to a schizophrenic in college (I thought it would make him feel better) and him squating all hunched up against the couches in the common room repeating,...
Posted by Morgan... on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:09:00 PST